My favorite thing about going to the dr is coming out in increasingly wild ways
Dr: are you on any form of birth control?
Me: you could call it that...
whoever made this merch i hope both sides of your pillows are cold, I hope you find $20 in the dryer when you do laundry, I hope a class action lawsuit appears in your email and you suddenly get a few hundred dollars for a random data leak i wish nothing but the best for you
@aprilsongbird99 It's was fucking intentions and also a bit of the craving
"Intentions are everything" and "intentions don't mean much"
Basically I was talking about how having good intentions is everything but it doesn't mean much when those intentions aren't communicated