De- Clan

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

If i am your side nigga, and you and
your boyfriend break up, then we are done too.i don't want no promotion,call me when yougot a new man.

[Daniel @danielholkss]

Owning a car improves your dating life by 120%.

[Miu @Ktkstar99]

Butita relax aki hatuezi Cancel mtu mara mbili !
Tulishamaliza shughuli Yako.😂

[Wiz Doorholder @Bean_____1]

Once you stop cheating, and stop lying, and just make your money & and come home to your lady every night you’ll realize you hate her a few weeks later

[DAMOLA 🏀⚽️ ⚾️🔞 @holardamolar]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.” realest talk.

[Regular, Degular the God. @Dametweetinshit]

Trying to break up with a woman that doesn't want to be broken up with is top 5 terrible life experience

[Krishna Lahoti @avgphoenixguy]

happy girlfriend's day to the girl i fumbled because i was still fighting battles within myself. you deserved a version of me i hadn't become yet. i hope you're happier than ever.

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

being forced to marry a shawty just cos you got her pregnant has to be top 2 worst situations a young nigga can find himself in 😭

[Kijana Ya KU 🎓 @Iam_kuria1]

" Act like your hairline and back off "

[Kate😶‍🌫️ @katehqs]

I think one of the most heartfelt experiences in life is discovering that someone genuinely enjoys your presence. Not what you provide, Not your accomplishments. Just you, your thoughts, your energy, your existence.

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

"She needs to unlock the provider in you" 😂😂😂

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

We will never finish them gents, just find 1 and settle down. Maybe 2 or 3 just in case.. but if you going through something maybe 5

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Ukianza kupenda madem wa matako kubwa jua tu iyo ni spirit ya umaskini inakuandama.

[Nyanjage Ke🇰🇪 @PNyanjage]

"Heri kunguni inikule lakini si wewe"

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

I am not a misogynist lakini kuona Kenyan ladies talking about football live on TV kwanza breakfast show hapo heri tu niende Africa Magic nione Afro Cinema.

[pablo @bhulu_elimnyama]

niggas will tell you that you fumbled a good woman. meanwhile all they saw was a fat ass. i swear these people are evil. 😭😭😭

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Sai dem yako ako mahali amevaa t-shirt refu, anabishana na salaried guy kama atapika mayai kwanza ama aendee P2. Text yako ya jana hajajibu. Be strong ninja. Chakula kitamu hakipikwi na kuni moja

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

'That money you are giving women is the school fees for the lessons they will teach you'

[Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦 @Entr_dawood]

Fear smallwigs😂😂😂

[Mpalestino @Mpa_lestine]

Kanyaga kama wewe ni mwanaume 😂