morgan⚡️

insists on wearing ill-fitting pink jerseys and hosting waste of time poetry slams | 25 | they/she

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

@nukethebeans Invented enemies to lovers

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

Do you think squidward and squilliam ever explored each other’s bodies

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

Awsten Knight could set an orphanage on fire on christmas eve and grown adults with his haircut would just say “he probably didn’t know it was full of orphans☹️”

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

When someone I follow has always been based and I see them tweet a bullshit take about taylor swift out of nowhere

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

idk who else is up watching jeopardy but ken looks fine as FUCK tonight

[kevin 🌸🎀🍝 (ὅ ◡ ὅ) pauls love @spaghetticore]

this plays in my mind constantly

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

is it going to be 5 music videos for the same (mid btw) song i stg…………..

[໊ @scuderiatayrari]

they sound so worried😭

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

Those who have been here since the 2022 hyperfixation understand the ramifications of this i am running on the walls

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

Burton Cummings and Randy Bachman are touring again as The Guess Who this year .

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

omg ma’am i’m your biggest fan i have your merch

[Sofia 🐦‍⬛ @midnightswtys]

A sensação de ouvir os Beatles e perceber que eles realmente são tudo isso

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

Can everyone stop april fool posting bc i’m believing Everything

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

My friend is going through a breakup and is coming over to vent with me so I’m providing her a gift card to the dispensary and her choice of fidget toy while we yap <3

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

@hxrtfeelings “A lot of young impressionable people attend the predator tour run by the assault apologist, but us getting a check from it isn’t us condoning it” like what are we doing

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

Y’all will glaze anything this man says to not risk an unfollow lmfao

[WATERPARKS @waterparks]

@violinslikethls Didn’t have enough characters but here’s where we’re at -

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

Me stepping on a pile of tomatoes and onions in the living room: there’s pico on the floor??
Kevin: oh that’s where it went😃

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

I think this is only topped by March 13, 2020 when I found out my dad lost his job, my college was being closed for the rest of the semester, and my grandpa had lung cancer ALL IN THE SAME DAY

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

Remember February 2023 when my grandpa died, I didn’t get the work promotion I really wanted, and I got food poisoning all within the span of like 2 weeks. Fun times

[morgan⚡️ @clapfrthwolfman]

@theaintrights I’m crying for you ik how long you’ve waited for this🥹