Doug Judy

the pontiac bandit.

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the last time my mind knew peace was before i watched shrek is love, shrek is life

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no one:
my neighbor’s radio in her yard, at 2 am:

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@nyperfox @thepluggedhole @Indy_Is_Here @CovfefeBarrett how can you teach a child what SA is without them having some understanding of sex. it’s like warning them about drowning but they don’t even know about the concept of swimming.

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telling ppl you were the type of theater kid that became a stage manager is one of the most embarrassing ways to say you’re annoying

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i love reading a book and coming away with the wtf did i just fucking read feeling.

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what makes a person say “i think my next tattoo should be a jizzy penis”

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i can’t believe no one told me about baseball until last year

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bring my dog outside whenever i smoke & have accidentally pavlov’s dogged him into getting very excited when he sees a joint

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time to reward myself for making a scary phone call

[Brian Tallerico @Brian_Tallerico]

Type your name in the GIFs. The third one is you when you’re drunk.

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sometimes things that are expensive…are worse.

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i can’t stop thinking about that video of a gender reveal where they let a small child do the honors and instead of popping the balloon, she cuts the string and the balloon flies away

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truly did not understand gun violence to the extent i do now until leaving jersey

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been sick all week & had the craziest fever dreams. feels like i’ve lived through 6 movies

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i’ve become SO jaded. kinda love that for me

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please appreciate your grandparents while they still have their memories.

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

I think this is my favorite scene in a movie

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this song will FOREVER remind me of @bconway1017

[culture @notgwendalupe]

14 years ago, miley cyrus released 'the climb' https://t.co/SkvlC3eFpa

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me, listening to doobie brothers: that sounds like michael mcdonald
me, 2 seconds after a quick google search: THAT IS MICHAEL MCDONALD