𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭

Shouty angry IT security drunk. Stage IV bowel cancer which is crappy. May be imminently fucked. Also I've written a book and am working on more.

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

Also if I don't reply to you at the moment, it doesn't mean I don't care, it means I'm fucked up and more than a bit poorly

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

They did and x-ray and an ultrasound both of which showed nothing. I assume the next plan is CT scan. Who knows at this point though

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

In other news before I started puking and going yellow, I was 13.5 stone. I'm currently 10.9 stone. So that's fun

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

Well it took ten hours but I have a bed. It's from 1977 and I am two foot too big for it but hey ho

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

@terrybarry7 If it was the only factor than yes. It isn't however

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

In other news my platelet count is now 425... Le shrug

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

@terrybarry7 Because I've gone yellow and I've been vomitting for days. And the right hand side of my body hurts. And I've had ascites. This sounds very much like the cancer is having a liver party

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

I get the distinct impression I won't be leaving the hospital today

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

Fuck knows what's up with me now then...

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

Okay *urgent* blood tests are ensuing. I've gone yellow like a Simpson

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

Off for chemo. I can barely walk. This could be an experience

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

@drewwatto I struggle with water sometimes man. I'm asking for some fortisip today though

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

I'm getting very scared. I'm losing hair. I'm losing weight. I can't eat. The hernia seems to be growing. I think I'll be bringing all this up tomorrow when I'm getting chemo

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

@Stg4BC Yeah I've lost a stone and a half in a little over a week. It's definitely not good

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

@VivGottlieb Badly right now

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

Just ate. Just threw up (even with anti sickness pills). Shit

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

@VivGottlieb She does. And it is

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

@ClevelandJosh Me too buddy, me too

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

@HousemaidFear It's not Amazon; it's my actual publisher

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

@Clarecav01 I just want to keep food in at this point

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

Spent all day in agony. Put on my ileostomy support. Instantly feel better. Yes folks, as well as cancer, and ascites, I also have a hernia...
Fun times

[𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔢 💣 𝔎𝔢𝔪𝔭 @clappymonkey]

@terrybarry7 I think it may be hernia related. I hope it is and not cancery fun times