Clara Blows

I got myself out of the bar scene, so I could take my clothes off in front of strangers...

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#massaction #blacklivesmatter

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I hate you, @StabbyLaThrills

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Never put a corset on and go to tasty burger. Because you might try to take your corset off in the uber because you suddenly can't breath

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Started my day by dropping my pants on cable access tv in front of a city counselor. How was your day?

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I'm beeeeeeeautiful.

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Tried to sneak upstairs at Jacques IN DRAG as Tom Brady and got the dirtiest look from security. Whelp.

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Kinda geeking out that I'll be performing at Jacques Cabaret tonight...

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Why yes, my roommate and I are wearing fancy dresses, drinking prosecco and watching the Globes on the couch.

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Always amazed when people perform on stage for the first time & they're so nervous & they KILL IT. Good job to peeps at Royally Talented!

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Bad Santa is the ultimate Xmas movie. Some piece of shit with nothing to live for finds something to live for and the true meaning of Xmas

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While y'all are watching Star Wars, I'm glitter coming on Jizzelle, lip syncing to Let it Go as Tom Brady.

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Bringing my Tom Brady number to Providence tonight!

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#boners

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Pop a Pastie, Sluts! #merryslutmas

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Merry Slutmas eve!

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Asshole Santa rehearsal selfie!

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Impromptu All The Rest show at the Midway to celebrate the birth and awesomeness of Heather Mack. This girl is trouble >:)

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@mikeyshake @roxy_shake I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY??!!!!?? NOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Doing my Cobra Commander and there are people here from Hasbro...

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My second stripper home is providence RI.