clarecathcart

Gay man trapped in an actress' body. Mammy. Writer. Drinker of wine.

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

@IAMKEVBISH yep. Not a one left out of a big treat bag...

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

@IAMKEVBISH innit it nice?! X

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

@IAMKEVBISH yeah babes.. Showing off all over 7 Dials

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

@IAMKEVBISH we're watching Hairspray for the 19th time in 3 days and making a Malteser Cake. I'll save you lot some! X

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

@PizzaExpress so mad, you can't spell?! Your.. Not you're..don't get a free Prosecco for the grammatical pedantry?! I do.. Fabulous.

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

I love these wee white Gypsophilia. #simplethings http://t.co/or4zx2xO51

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

I'm going to Ireland on me holidays and TV's Julie Graham has bought me a present. Clue is in the title. http://t.co/xhd2sEKXYa

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

Appalling customer service at @Sing_Brighton. Rude and unhelpful staff. Misinformed and left with two very disappointed 8 yr olds.

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

@JulianUKIP what are these horrible letters after your name? Making me feel very uncomfortable.

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

And the gorgeous @hughbon
#radio4

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

Loving @David_Tennant and @EmiliaFox in Love, Virtually
#radio4

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

@SouthernRailUK Train late leaving Brighton which means I will miss my £117 appt at the Passport Office. £47.50 for your service.#everytime

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

@_DanielRyan enjoy it. Love to mark x

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

@OperaAustralia positive decision to rid your production of a homophobe. But. Will your white Otello be blacking up? If so, REALLY?

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

My tea. Didn't have time to get a wee plastic cup. #drinkinglikeateenager

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

@Welshdadtony aw.. Thanks. Lovely to meet you. Xx

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

@Welshdadtony never been so over heated in my life! X

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

@Welshdadtony well done on your acting debut today!

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

Just the very best day to be shooting outside in a fluffy mohair jumper. #hot

[clarecathcart @claracatcat]

Just walked home with the 1st class anti Macassar stuck to my freakin hair. Oh yeah. #coolestmumintown