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[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he's dating margaret qualley

[archivedaya ⭑ @archivedaya]

zendaya’s second look for ‘the odyssey’ world premiere in london !

[Variety @Variety]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have donated $26M to more than 20 charities this week ahead of their reported New York wedding. The recipients include:

• City Harvest (New York City)

• Food Bank for NYC

• New York Cares

• Los Angeles Regional Food Bank

• Harvesters – The Community Food Network (Kansas City, MO)

• The Store (Nashville, TN)

• Helping Harvest (Reading, PA)

• Rhode Island Community Food Bank

• Feeding America (National)

• ASPCA (National)

• Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library (National)

• Grammy in the Schools (National)

• Education Through Music (New York, NY)

• Answer the Call (New York, NY)

• Musical Mentors (New York, NY)

• After-School All-Stars (New York, NY)

• After-School All-Stars (Cleveland, OH)

• MSK Kids, the pediatric cancer program at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center (Children & Teen and Adolescents & Young Adult programs)

• Hassenfeld Children’s Hospital at NYU Langone

• Children’s Mercy Hospital (Kansas City, MO)

https://t.co/pB1Vz5ZtiN

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Do you wanna Come over and get Irritated with my Behavior

[julia @juumelo_]

I get so beautiful & normal off that 6th martini

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

When the sun hits the tap beer just right

[tayla ꩜ @chaoticweevil]

the license plates are speaking to me

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

I like in Hey Ya when André 3000 says "Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!" He is my neighbor

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

I’m such a bad stalker man. Like where are you

[ྀི @hrtindica]

i can’t wait to be married so my husband can fill up my water bottle before bed

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance?

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Public universities are now tuition free for low and middle income families in Minnesota.

[night blooming jasmine @babywasteland]

people are like yay it’s a beautiful spring day and the birds are singing it’s time to get out all of my loudest tools such as chainsaws and weedeaters and leaf blowers and power washers

[evil elly @laffodiI]

everything has meaning when you’re Me

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[໊ @wynavira]

the reason men can open jars easier is because they don’t moisturize

[St.Brigette @saintBrigettee]

The Strokes displaying last university in Gaza bombed as they finish their set in Coachella.

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of