clara

she/her

[clara @claraf_ication]

dear @netflix if you remove new girl from your platform i will lose my mind and probably never sleep again i have been watching that show every night for like 4 years

[clara @claraf_ication]

trying to explain the jojo siwa phenomenon to my brother and dad and they just do not get it!!! i swear i could write a whole thesis about her genius marketing strategy but they think my passion is very misplaced lmao

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

on the one hand lawn culture requires loads of resources & labor to maintain, but at least on the other hand it’s also incredibly environmentally destructive and obnoxiously loud

[clara @claraf_ication]

last night i was having a breakdown but this morning i remembered alanis morissette exists and everything is better

[clara @claraf_ication]

@julialyall97 @Kat_Reller lmao i just redownloaded twitter sup bitches

[clara @claraf_ication]

@AmyBrokamp perfect plan

[clara @claraf_ication]

i hope my future kid has terrible vision bc ✨babies in glasses✨

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I go offline a few days and return to a GOP Gov blaming policies he hasn’t even implemented for his own failures.

Gov. Abbott doesn’t seem to have a grasp on his state, so here’s a reminder: Texas runs 80-90% on fossil fuels.

The real “deadly deal” is his failed leadership.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The infrastructure failures in Texas are quite literally what happens when you *don’t* pursue a Green New Deal.

[Jackson @feelingbonkers]

The fact that OKC residents are experiencing rolling blackouts to conserve power but they still had a fucking thunder game downtown tonight? HUH????????

[clara @claraf_ication]

northerners really do be gatekeeping snow storms

[clara @claraf_ication]

wishing i had chandler bing’s wardrobe

[Ari Rabin-Havt @AriRabinHavt]

During the attack I was at the Rayburn Tunnel. Trying to find a hiding place, I moved to Canon. A swat team came running through the tunnel intersection yelling it was not safe & I should find a place to hide.

Anyone suggesting @aoc is exaggerating is ignorant or a liar.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It is also very damning and revealing that the GOP is now digging both heels in a discrediting campaign.

It’s because they know they are implicated, so they’re pivoting to (again) the classic abuse playbook of “it’s not as bad as they say.”

It was that bad. It’s actually worse.

[Victor Blackwell CNN @VictorBlackwell]

93,581 people have died from Covid-19 so far this month.

January is the deadliest month of the pandemic, according to Johns Hopkins University.

[clara @claraf_ication]

all i want for valentine’s day is a covid vaccine

[clara @claraf_ication]

i answered the question “how are you” with “nothing much” TWICE TODAY TO TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE

[clara @claraf_ication]

the pandemic has completely suppressed any small talk abilities i once had