clara 🦋

[Madison Malone Kircher @4evrmalone]

Now that we're back on the ground if everyone could please add their expenses to the splitwise so we can settle up thanks girlies love you best trip ever <3<3<3

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

it's me, bye!

[Garrett Williams, BFA @badboygargar]

Biden’s note is so powerful

[acervo sex and the city @archivesatc]

my head if they made inside out

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“YOU HAVE THE MORALS OF AN ALLEY CAT”

[nico @NicosTwtAccount]

Gonna start saying “this is going to ruin the tour” as a response to every slight inconvenience in my life

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I wonder if shampoo and conditioner are friends irl or if it’s purely professional

[daily reputation @dailyreputation]

They're burning all the clowns, even if you aren't one

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don’t do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week

[Brian Scally @Brian_Scally]

Jeff Probst: “Welcome to Survivor”

Me: *Already being medically evacuated for being too sunburnt*

[Kimbeяℓy not aIMee ❤️‍🔥 @pnwswiftie]

no one: ….
me at any given moment of any day for absolutely no reason:

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

sabrina carpenter has charmed me. i don't know anything about her but i think waking up every day and being 4'11 is an act of bravery

[aly ⸆⸉ @mirrorballaly]

no more 22 hat she just throws a typewriter at someone

[@awejones @awejones]

Gossip? Oh you mean trickle down yaponomics

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maple. She knows you're a fan of your personal space. She's also a fan of your personal space. 12/10