clara 𖤐

occupational health and safety risk (she/her)

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

nothing more humbling then arriving in a teams meeting and realizing you’ve cut your bangs reaaallly bad the night before (they looked perfectly fine in the mirror)

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

if u r the person who smashed my car window in then didn’t even take anything,… just so u know this is literally me and that was not very nice

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

personal best: eight hamburgers in three days

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

how i sleep at night knowing exactly what i’m making for dinner tomorrow

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

“i like your lipgloss” oh thank you it’s butter :)

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

the u of a wont let me take two classes at the same time, once again thwarted by the constraints of the human body

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

me when i fall in the oil sands pit

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

one half of my nerds box won’t open, feeling VERY distressed

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

nobody evr talks about the pain that people with nose rings have 2 deal with ; nose hairs gettin stuck in the seam an ripped out

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

@zdawgfresh walked into a mirror hmm

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

my mommy is coming to visit, time to buy some Display Vegetables to feign a balanced diet

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

controversial but the emojis on microsoft teams are superior to all others

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

i b flyin by the seat of my pants these days and all i can do about it is sip my expensive little drinks through a straw

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

@nordsy_18 this one was for the STEM girlies, they get it

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

veteran MATLAB forum guys when you ask for help with your code

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

excel is not responding bcuz i pasted over eight thousand check boxes in instead of 2

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me at McDonald’s after 11 am

[clara 𖤐 @clarbohydrate]

if NFT’s looked like cicely mary barker’s flower fairies then maybe crypto wouldn’t suck balls