Corbin Clardy

FSU, Steelers, Pens, Pirates, Nuggets, Alt-J, DMB, Van Halen, cooking, reading, ummm

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

I want Vanessa Ferlito to sit on my face

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

Nuggets need to unleash Jackson, Bryant n Jordan to wear down AD n LeBron specifically

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

Slowly weeding out the stupid random chicks. With the "hey" the "hey how you doing..." Again realize women in general are dumb. A FACT. But read my interests and then introduce yourself that way...ie the fuck ie Steelers, Pirates, Pens, NUGGETS (especially now)...

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

I also block anyone who has been looking for hookup, serious relationships, and not playing games... I'm about to go back to sleeping at a bus stop so your relationship issues are minor league

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

LADIES, I automatically block anyone who doesn't show their face. I say again. If they aren't even willing to show their face, what else are they hiding?!?

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

"We just use that energy to continue to prove everybody wrong."

KCP 🎙

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

In case you missed our Game 3 win 📰

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

.@MollyQerim you are phenomenally gorgeous! And ridiculously patient. Basically my dream date

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

@KendrickPerkins idiot. You cost Joker a MVP.

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

#MPJ is a detrimental factor as a starter @nuggets , bring him as the six man. He has started slow in gms. We need a steady grind. That below average intelligent fool from Michigan: J Rose even believes in a team, he should have from the beginning, they drafted him.

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

@NathanJ04060931 @braves2430 We win barely again. But the amount of disrespect keeps fueling us, so keep that coming dumb ass natl media, keep it coming. Go #Nuggets!

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

@TriviaPgh I predict my #HereWeGo crew getting 11-5, losing in the AFC championship. Winning it all the following season

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

Any of my fellow Republicans, why disparage any Democrats/RINO?!? Why RT those tweets. I know basically evidently you are STUPID enough to feed into the Republican are a idiot party but WHY?!?

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

Jennifer Garner would be a dream date. Excessively smart. Funny. Charming. Seems very down to earth

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

Kinda becoming more and more unimpressed @GuyFieri , you are a self absorbed jerk. Your diner show, it's about you. "Before you ruin it, Damaris..." Can you get more arrogant

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

@_isacandy_ I want them in my mouth

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

Recommend that loser #CourtneyCoulston be unfollowed.

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

@BeMore27 if this is really you, draw inspiration n play this before GM 3 https://t.co/Y3vFOsRICh #SeminoleUprising

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

@Edwin53647824 She is absolutely able to go find a tree to go squat behind. Oh wait since I have no argument with whites, despite the FACT I have EVERY right: Alaskan Indian, I must be a supporter of white supremacy in her view...?!?

[Corbin Clardy @clardy_corbin]

#911onFOX is the blend of humor n very serious issues that #ChicagoFire isn't