Clare 🎀 🍉

she/her, attorney, bisexual clown.

[Clare 🎀 🍉 @clare_ester]

no thoughts. just boom clap.

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

give og anunoby a belt and twenty minutes with the locker room door locked.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[vivi 🇮🇸 @joosiepotsi]

It has been 12 years and still nobody has made a better postcard

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

tort law exam ass case

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Dear Wemby... (sound on pls 🔊)

[katie💫 @katiejo_ia]

I’m sure Raygun will have the“they got sensitive” shirt ready to go for next weekend. 😂😂😂

[Clare 🎀 🍉 @clare_ester]

I’m sure I’ll love my daughter very much but the fact that because of her I can’t enjoy deli meats means right now she’s in my Top 10 for people I have beef with

[Clare 🎀 🍉 @clare_ester]

Only 20 more weeks until I can eat a subway sandwich, drink champagne, and get a new tattoo again.

[Clare 🎀 🍉 @clare_ester]

I am an Iowa grad and doubted them.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

DOUBT THE HAWKEYES AT YOUR OWN RISK ⚠️

#MarchMadness

[Clare 🎀 🍉 @clare_ester]

I love that the scammer I hired to do my wedding photographs has ghosted me for nine months and the moment I decide to publicly call her out, she starts blocking me.

Kiara Willis Leoanrd, owner of Kiara’s Sassy Shutters: give me a refund or turn over unedited photographs.

[Clare 🎀 🍉 @clare_ester]

So my water bottle obsession is a little notorious amongst my colleagues, and so now everyone would love me to get matching Mommy & Me bottles from @BruMateTweets because if there’s one thing my daughter will be it’s hydrated

[Clare 🎀 🍉 @clare_ester]

no because my dog’s bracket is the only perfect one left in the family group and if Siena beats Duke she stays perfect how the fuck do I get whooped by a dog every year for brackets.

[Clare 🎀 🍉 @clare_ester]

East bracket is so diabolical lmao damn #MarchMadness

[hal @bookinitout]

some of yall didn’t serve your fandom sentence in the motherland (tumblr) and that’s why we’re having these issues

[rain ᝰ.ᐟ @dizlied]

face of a man who knows he has no say about sleeping with your coworkers sister

[Clare 🎀 🍉 @clare_ester]

I just know this was Chris’ face when Eddie bitched about someone paying $8,001 for a date with Buck. He had questions alright, but not for Buck.

[katie 🍓 @katierozes]

when you have to pause your video game because your dad is talking through something with his 8 year situationship

[Clare 🎀 🍉 @clare_ester]

Guess Moneygram doesn’t take fraud seriously.

[Clare 🎀 🍉 @clare_ester]

EDDIE PICKING UP CHRISTOPHER AND SNITCHING TO HIM SOMEONE PAID 8K TO DATE BUCK LMAOOOO “He’s going to have a lot of questions about this story” sent me

[Cherry ☆︎ 911 ☆︎ BI BUCK @ravibuckleydiaz]

EDDIE WAS SO SHOCKED SOMEONE SPENT $8K TO GET A DATE WITH BUCK IM CRYING THEY’RE LITERALLY ACTING LIKE HUSBANDS 😭 #911onABC

[Clare 🎀 🍉 @clare_ester]

IIRC, I had to be put on a waitlist but a friend of mine from tumblr had invite codes. She hooked me up so I could leave FF dot net after being banned for 72 hours for using a swear word in the title lol.

[ava @gutsforlife]

i’ve been on ao3 since 2021 wdym you guys need to wait to make an account 😭😭