Clare Fernando

Wife. Mum. Statistician. Researcher. Business owner. Author. Playwright. Lyricist. Lover of horror movies & vanilla thickshakes.

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

Hi folks, a friend is conducting a survey exploring climate change opinions. If you have 5 min to spare, please click on the link to access the survey. Your response will be confidential and anonymised. You would be helping her out immensely. Thank you https://t.co/lBrGGwZKjx

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

There’s just something about a kitten impersonating a meerkat that makes me smile. Introducing our current foster kitty, 3-month-old Oscar, trying to figure out how to grab his toy from atop the organ. Love his protruding belly for balance 💚 #dchanimaladoptions

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

Teal is the new black #australiavotes2022 #AustralianFederalElection

[Thrive35 @ThriveThirty5]

As Thrive Plus approached our 10th year, we felt our brand needed a refresh to better reflect our current position in the market. Therefore, we will now be known as Thrive35.

You can read all about it here: https://t.co/MElHg9Gkj4

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

Happy Mother’s Day to all nature and nurture mums everywhere! Matching mum-and-son pjs! Can you stand it??!! #normaandnormanbatesgoals #mothersday2021 @ Sydney, Australia https://t.co/aaq5R7yzJ5

[accurace_consulting @AccuraceC]

Latest acquisition – “No Strings Attached for Miss Peggy” by Tanya Loviz. #Accurace infused in piece thru owl, Miss Peggy’s hairdo like founder, & names of family of & quote from founder covertly embedded. Ideal mix of #confidence, #beauty, #irreverence, #sass!
#lovizart #cheeky

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

@AccuraceC I love her! #accuraceincheek #noifsandsjustbutts

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

Came across a sign in Nelson Bay yesterday commemorating ANZAC Day: “We don’t know all of them. We owe all of them.” #ANZAC #AnzacDay2021 #LestWeForget

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

@AccuraceC And so continues the unrelenting push for diversity in science, technology, engineering and mathematics!

[accurace_consulting @AccuraceC]

Thanks to clients who joined us at the #WomenLeadingTech Awards, applauding achievements of women in #STEM. Learned: Invention knows no age bias, Adobe achieved gender pay parity, ‘naughty’ kids who challenge classroom status quo are future innovators
#youvebeenaccuraced

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

Watching Bond film ‘Spectre’. Didn’t know it’s a comedy. After Dr. Swan & Bond fend off thug, Swan turns 2 Bond & she asks, “What do we do now?” O how I laughed. As if a capable woman turns 2 a man 2 ask what 2 do with no suggestion, idea or game plan! Clearly man wrote script.

[accurace_consulting @AccuraceC]

#AccuraceActualities … defining attractiveness.

Men primarily define attractiveness with facial symmetry; women with smell (Schreiber, Motivation 101, 2017). Online dating caters to men’s mate selection more than women’s. Upside: homely men rejoice! #youvebeenaccuraced

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

SURPRISE! Happy birthday, @natasha_911 🥳 @ Lantern Club https://t.co/HATvlauxcd

[accurace_consulting @AccuraceC]

Is ur econometric modelling partner sharing ur modelling algorithm with u?

Accurace gives clients algorithm/s, coefficients & tests 4 rigour (e.g. R-squareds, t statistics, p values, etc.). Our dashboards allow u to apply algorithm/s 4 optimisation.

https://t.co/wUShzioVJD

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

Just posted a photo @ Claire's kitchen at Le salon https://t.co/ugM25497Mx

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

Just posted a photo @ Kickin’ Inn Zetland https://t.co/COPYNs6JsY

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

Just posted a photo @ Quarantine Station https://t.co/EwK1RjsM9j

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

Demolishing the Aussie platter now, punishing the toilet later! Happy Australia Day 🐨 @ Platform Eighty Two https://t.co/SY5UaSBhBL

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

Happy 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century, peeps!

[Clare Fernando @clare_fernando]

So this just happened. @malteser35 and I are dining at a restaurant and one of the staff comes up to us and asks if he can take a photo with Mike Tyson.

Ravi: ‘Gotta give the people what they want.”

🤣🤣 https://t.co/6SFwUt16BN