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[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

Is RAC or AA better for breakdown cover?? Any recs pls

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

There’s nothing like being truly humbled in Tesco standing with your ID to buy your alcohol and the cashier it’s “visibly over 25” that bit too confidently

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

@EVELYNSGOLDEN Awful eh

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

Amazon van drove away outside and left a bag on the pavement, took it in thinking it was accidentally left maybe for one of the neighbours but it was a bag of his pee :)))))

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

@lovestrucktess Literally a hot bag of pee

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

Mad to think there’s self driving cars out there but still no way for Greggs to keep their sausage rolls warm

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

The amount I can eat after drinking is so embarrassing like the slightest whiff of alcohol and I’m knee deep in a multi pack of walkers

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

How tf do u date in ur mid 20’s like being the constant single friend at this big age is embarrassing

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

@ChelseaNeil9 Liar

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

Sitting in the airport questioning what I’m doing with my life

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

September always has the ugliest photos on a calendar fact

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

I just seen a photo of what I look like from the back and now I never want to go outside again

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

Why do I look like I haven’t slept since 2004

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

@esnystarss if it’s just plain black ones like not gym ones I swear by Amazon leggings 10/10

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

guilty 1 month to go x 🦘🇦🇺

[A @alicebrigs]

Why is everyone either having a baby or moving to Australia

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

Why do people who work in offices judge what food u eat on ur break ? Yes I am having 2 packets of crisps for lunch fuck off

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

Drunk guy in McDonald’s asking about my stance on independence and then what my personal feelings are towards Margaret Thatcher ??? I just want my chicken nuggets not a timeslot on questiontime ffs

[CP ❣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @clareannphx]

I will be 50 years old and still writing out replies on the notes app first