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[clarebabs @clarebabs]

How are there now 75 hours in each day and 2 hours in each week?

[srij @srijjx]

things i HATE:
- choosing
- being told “it’s upto you”
-having a choice
- being made to choose
- picking things
- being told to choose
- choosing when i don’t know
- CHOOSING

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

@K__imPossible I fear it’s true…the 22-25 y/o bisexuals might not be buttttt everyone else…

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

Today I’m going to get fired for being a bitch and disparaging men at work (very on brand).

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

@K__imPossible 😭❤️❤️

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

Not me watching my old nanny kids tiktok and crying 🤡

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@K__imPossible The acting so bad!! So hard to watch!! Unbelievably hate-able !!

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

Straight women, or as I like to call them, gods least favorite children.

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

The euphemism “bean” for clitoris is terrible and I hate it.

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

My biggest flaw is believing that if I sleep juuuuuust the right amount that my bones and my blood will stop hurting and that I’ll feel lucid again LOL

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

Every time I see a straight woman say her boyfriend/husband is her best friend I am second hand embarassed. A straight cis man is your BEST friend? No.

[goth princess @RiscoKerm]

I bring a sort of “why do we do it this way” vibe to the work place that most don’t like

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

Love to be asked every day to accept men’s mediocrity as law and say I think it’s fine! Great, even!!!

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

Walked home in the rain after a fight with my boyfriend, no umbrella, only rage and cigarettes as if I were 21 not 31 what a time to be alive as a straight woman !!!!

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

The full and absolute internet brain rot of eat carrots it will cure your auto immune disorder!!!!!! Is making me want to delete all social media not just Instagram which I’ve already done 🫠

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

Slept till noon so I’ve only been conscious seven hours and somehow the day feels unbearably long.

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

I’m glad that all the people at Epic get to work at Cinderellas castle or whatever but I would love it if they could also make their software work 🤗

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

Not me claiming the second half of the year HAS to be good bc the first half was so trash I barely survived it and here I am limping and crawling towards the end of July.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

NOW — 500+ Jewish people flood the U.S. Capitol singing
“Let Gaza live”
“Free Palestine”
“Not in our name”
“Stop genocide”

Demanding arms embargo to Israel, a ceasefire, and end to military aid to Israel.

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

@K__imPossible It’s like…kind of a problem in Colorado there are a lot of softies out here who find me deeply offensive

[clarebabs @clarebabs]

Walking into a new job thinking who is gonna be my work wife when I know full well it’ll be the girl I initially really dislike 😅