Clare Olson

[Clare Olson @clarebearrose]

I just want someone to like this tweet.

[Clare Olson @clarebearrose]

Air quality alert who? I’m outside.

[Life Kit @NPRLifeKit]

Tips from someone with nearly 50 years of #socialdistancing experience:
🌱 Keep track of something
🗓️ Keep a routine
📖 Leave a reward for the end of the day
🎉 Celebrate tiny things that matter to you
😂 Use movies to adjust your mood
https://t.co/zhE7abZpfX

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

Two kinds of people in this world: The "clean as you go" kitchen chefs, neat and tidy and confident in their superiority. Then there's the rest of us, who'd rather burn our kitchen down on live TV than wash a dish on the same night we actually make dinner. We have more fun.

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

Just talked someone out of reheating their fish lunch in the office microwave. Give me an award.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Attempting to watch 19hrs and 39 mins of Harry Potter straight

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

💪🏾

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

Hey u. Yes. U. U've probably spent way 2 much time on Twitter today. Put down the device. Go tell a loved one you love them. And then rest.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Dressed as Steve Jobs I hosted our first ever #SocialWorksSummit and gave some updates. Watch the whole thing here https://t.co/arzCqvVZR5

[Aminé @heyamine]

JUST HEARD SPICE GIRL ON THE RADIO, IM DROOLING

[Whose Streets? @WhoseStreetsDoc]

The untold story of Ferguson from the people who lived it. Watch #WhoseStreets in select theaters August 11.

[Clare Olson @clarebearrose]

@heyamine Hero 🙌 it's beautiful. See you tonight!

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

Chance the Rapper's #MCW2 event is still a mystery, but it may be coming to Netflix soon: https://t.co/Vykun8LYqa

[Clare Olson @clarebearrose]

Wow. Thank you @chancetherapper & @SoundCloud See you tm #mcw2 #firsttweetof2017

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

#MCW2 in Chicago this Sat. I'm only sending invites to the folks who know all the words. Check your emails tmw AM. @SoundCloud

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Bleary-Eyed, Stuporous Houseguest Assures Host That He Slept Great https://t.co/SgNxqC8Flq

[Clare Olson @clarebearrose]

#tealizard (ib: @DWLKermit) (Vine by @nocablecade) https://t.co/HQVCfvN27c

[Clare Olson @clarebearrose]

Jinx dance tutorials - popcorn 🔥 (Vine by @theregaljoe) https://t.co/j4kJd8WWFE

[Clare Olson @clarebearrose]

Mr.Jones- last day of school (Vine by @theregaljoe) https://t.co/hjh9ZkBHEU

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Who Baked Banana Bread Spends Entire Party Anxiously Watching It Go Uneaten https://t.co/5WVSIn245S