Clare Healy

Perpetually late because I stop to pet every dog.

Director of Marketing @Looptworks - Just trying to save our planet by getting you to buy better stuff.

[Clare Healy @clarebhealy]

I just ironed a onesie so yeah you could say adulthood is going pretty well.

[Liam Satre Meloy @lsatremeloy]

My 3 year old daughter Lila was recently diagnosed with a VERY rare and aggressive type of #leukemia.

👉 It’s potentially treatment resistant… AND

👉 Requires a bone marrow transplant.

A🧵with all the details we have so far 👇

Please @Twitter help me save my little girl.

[Touré @Toure]

Just saw a tweet saying “Both the vaccinated and the unvaccinated can catch Covid.”

A doctor responded: “Both Serena Williams and I can play tennis."

[. @MarisaKabas]

I want to see something: Have you ever taken a day off from work for your mental health but were too embarrassed to say it, so you pretended it was something else?

[Clare Healy @clarebhealy]

lolol these guys haven't been selling tickets for the past 13 months and today's the day they do this? @goldenvoice

[Camila Lenis @ladivaloper]

Don't spend 6 minutes doing something by hand when you can spend 6 hours failing to automate it.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It is utterly embarrassing that “pay people enough to live” is a stance that’s even up for debate.

Override the parliamentarian and raise the wage. McD’s workers in Denmark are paid $22/hr + 6 wks paid vacation. $15/hr is a deep compromise - a big one, considering the phase in.

[Clare Healy @clarebhealy]

*Premature, immature, and downright insane.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Greg Abbott’s decision to reopen Texas is premature.

[Is Daft Punk Touring @daftpunkontour]

No.

[felicia lucot @feliciapaigexo]

Idk who needs to hear this, but take your lunch break, your evenings, your weekends, your holidays, and your PTO.

You agreed to a job in exchange for pay & benefits. You did not sign up to sell your soul & every moment of your personal time.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

[Geeky Waffle Network @Geeky_Waffle]

Today we are all Leslie Knope.

[Valerie Jarrett @ValerieJarrett]

The President made history! The first time a president has been impeached by the House of Representatives twice. So well deserved.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Good morning 🌞

Lies are not “differences of opinion.”

Have a great day!

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

People like Donald and Cruz and Hawley and Brooks and McCarthy have no shame or decency or dignity. It is pointless to call on them to resign and they shouldn’t have the option. Impeach/convict, censure/expel. We cannot blow this—everything is at stake.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Call me old-fashioned but I don't think a president who incites a coup against the U.S. government deserves a $200,000 pension for the rest of his life, along with a million-dollar travel budget, all financed by U.S. taxpayers. Just sayin.

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Betsy DeVos has resigned leaving no one at the helm of the Department Of Education, which is a vast improvement from the last four years.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

It’ll be a shame if history allows one horrific event on this president’s watch to overshadow all the other horrific events on this president’s watch.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Reminder: Mike Pence has been the Enabler-In-Chief for four years. Mitch McConnell has been the wingman. Lindsey Graham has been a sniveling handmaiden. None of them get a pass now because they did the right thing yesterday.