Clare Daiber

[eliz @eliza___v]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[Clare Daiber @claredaiber]

Every time people talk about their horoscope, I find myself in a conversation that to me is essentially a religion that I really don’t understand and frankly think it’s kind of silly.

[Clare Daiber @claredaiber]

@realDonaldTrump you’re a stupid fucking bitch

[Clare Daiber @claredaiber]

Excited to see Nolan’s Odyssey and laughing at conservatives once again for making up a problem in their head only for their hysteria to be completely untrue. Consider reading the book first or talk to people who study Greek mythology professionally. Y’all fools.

[Clare Daiber @claredaiber]

When my coworkers call me “Clare Bear” I just 🥺

[Clare Daiber @claredaiber]

@JeffBezos

[. @emmasarchivee]

menstrual blood is the only blood not spilled in violence, yet it is the blood that society is most disgusted by.

[Clare Daiber @claredaiber]

@MrsErikaKirk why do you keep Barbra Streisanding yourself? I’m generally curious, what’s the strategy behind if I show people how upset I am they won’t think I’m crazy. Idk, maybe your just seeing red so hard and there is no logic but seriously, what gives 🤷🏼‍♀️

[dado ⚢ 🎱 @astrasdoctor]

THEY’RE SO WHOLESOME I CANT

[Project Hail Mary @projecthailmary]

Sending the biggest congrats and best wishes to the #ArtemisII crew, from everyone on the #ProjectHailMary team. 🫡 🚀

[Clare Daiber @claredaiber]

Was jokingly telling my mom during the Artemis launch “it would be the worst time to have to pee” and then the toilet breaks

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

This shot though. Art.

[Clare Daiber @claredaiber]

Fox News coverage of the No Kings protests…immediate cut to the PSL waving c-c-communist flags and people kicking gates with Palestinians flags 😱 so scary

[mason @onehandpolitics]

Imagine watching these horrors and genuinely believing the US is there to help the Iranian people

[Clare Daiber @claredaiber]

I truly don’t understand why @realDonaldTrump and his administration constantly stream roll copyright laws with artist and brands when it comes to creating their propaganda, are they that dumb they won’t think anyone would care or notice?

[Clare Daiber @claredaiber]

I made one very delicious poached egg and now I’m spoiled

[Clare Daiber @claredaiber]

Israel and US once again trying to convince everyone they are the cool kids

[Clare Daiber @claredaiber]

We all knew that @realDonaldTrump and the MAGA maniacs didn’t care about women’s sports and still they managed to trick enough people into believing that trans women are cheating and can’t compete. Pathetic.

[Clare Daiber @claredaiber]

Trump sent $10 billion to the “Board of Peaceful” while refusing to fund the UN makes it clear that this is him trying to further escalate his vision of a new world order and the BOP is an attempt to replace the UN (and possibly NATO)

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Netanyahu has CANCER