clave cuthbert

I’ll steal your wife.

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Extremely baroque cat

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Wow.

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Just discovered my dog’s onlyfans…

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@JP_Pumpkininny Thanks JP ♥️

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Any lawyers in Texas that can weigh in on the legality of this? Helping a friend and this just seems…egregious even by Texas standards

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@somanybadtweets @JP_Pumpkininny I’m primarily marrying JP for the Hawaii Five-0

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@JP_Pumpkininny Me and Andy just get it

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A thing to understand about @JP_Pumpkininny is that he’s super into winning Golden Tee in his brother’s basement as an eagle named ASS in a 3-piece suit and nothing has ever been funnier to either of us

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@DeliveryDace @JP_Pumpkininny Aww CHEERS TO YOU!

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@laazybby Love you 😘

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@JP_Pumpkininny @DeliveryDace Also he got me soju for celebratory shots and a very nice bottle of gin for fancy drinks later

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@JP_Pumpkininny @DeliveryDace Gonna play Baulders Gate 3 on the pony

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A large portion of funds will go towards transportation for our clients, as the majority of our clients’ families don’t have access to a vehicle and our kiddos really need safe spaces and mental health support this summer!

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Hey guys, I don’t post much on here these days but if anyone has a few dollars for a good cause I’d love your help! More info in the link, but my agency is raising money so we can provide free therapeutic summer programming to our clients. Thanks! ♥️ https://t.co/Yd5hO29oJV

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@JP_Pumpkininny Thass the BEST cat.

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@JP_Pumpkininny pointed out that Bernard looks like the base of a novelty cat lamp when he sits here and now it’s all I can see

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Happy berth day to this stud - my heart and home and favorite person. Very glad he was born!

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@SketchpadTheGr8 @JP_Pumpkininny He couldn’t even look at me

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I peed before feeding the cats this morning

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@Charliestolz To be clear this is my view after exiting the bathroom - they are not included in my bathroom activities. But they find it all very mysterious and also are very hungry

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@JP_Pumpkininny @CodyAteMyBalls Yes, that formula is exactly what I’m looking for