Clare Ferry

I like to chat nonsense.

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

@bushontheradio Same also goes for people who press the pedestrian crossing button a million times

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

@watsoncomedian Chelmsford theatre?

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

@JohnLewisRetail #JLBlackFriday the two sides of my personality

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

The panic when @VirginAtlantic call you but they are just asking about upgrade options. Serious catastrophising going on in my head

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

@812filmreviews Edgar Wright?

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

@thatbilloakley Do they know what crab juice is?

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

@Tesco hi Tesco, can you let me know what the blue is in my sliced chicken?

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

@Adnams @atticbrewco Slow M’Ocean

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

@MawaanR Is that…my hometown…?

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

@bbcweather Are we sure that’s wokingham?

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

@RoyalMailHelp do your posties not ring the doorbell as standard or does ours just like to make my day more inconvenient?

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

Okay #DerryGirls. That. Was. Perfect.

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

Finally reading @rubytandoh Eat Up! (So good) And am curious as to which swanky chelmsford bar is one for rosé 🤔

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

ArCtic. ARCTIC!!! #TheApprentice

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

The outlaws: an actual comedy drama #bbc #theoutlaws

[ITV News @itvnews]

Exclusive: Amazon is destroying millions of items of unsold stock in one of its UK warehouses every year, an ITV News investigation has uncovered.

Many of the products - including smart TVs and laptops - are often new and unused.

https://t.co/OJjexB0YQd

#AmazonWaste

[Clare Ferry @clareferry]

I’m so much better at dressing for colder weather #howdotheydoit

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

#Election2021 day tomorrow: 3 easy need to knows

1 Polling stations open 7am to 10pm
2 You're being asked to take your own pencil due to Covid (tho if you forget they will have)
3 You can still vote if you don't have ur polling card (tho it does make it easier)

Feel free to RT

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

“Gentlemen, my opinion is, if a man attempts to kiss a woman against her will, she has a perfect right to bite his nose off, if she has a fancy for doing so” - A History of Harassing Women, by me:

https://t.co/vo3VFx4uXv