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blose job

[clare @clarefloop]

i am so over “girl dinner” or calling urself a “girlie” idk it seems like tik toks way of making women look stupid and putting women in a place of dependency i genuinely think it was a ploy for brands to profit on women presenting themselves as infantile

[clare @clarefloop]

so high i tried to screenshot something and flipped my phone into my frosted flakes

[kami ༺♰༻ @feastonmyflesh]

this and a cart u didn’t trust

[clare @clarefloop]

am i the only one who thing whey protein makes things foamy??

[clare @clarefloop]

why is it actually so hard to reach ur own doctor over the phone?? and to second that, why are there non clinical nurses, like i’m asking you a question and ur answer is sorry i can’t answer that because i’m not a clinical nurse…HOW ARE YOU IN HEALTHCARE THEN IM SO LOST

[clare @clarefloop]

axel don’t kill me, but even as a kid i kinda hated spongebob idk why i hated it so much. i watched it all the time cause i thought kids like HAD to watch spongebob. i only fuck with the christmas episode.

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

did nothing all day yet again

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

He always looks like a hibachi chef is about to throw him shrimp

[lady buço @ratonica_]

você já se sentiu assim

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

Try the poop darling it's dashing

[clare @clarefloop]

i genuinely believe julio torres is the most underrated genius of our time

[clare @clarefloop]

@ellen_noises don’t fucking start with me

[clare @clarefloop]

adele’s 19 needs to be studied scientifically because only a 19 year old girl could express emotions to this extent

[clare @clarefloop]

yogurt bowl was a flop, dogs fucked the living room up, spilled water on my laptop and can’t work, rooms a mess, have to go out with my mom, have to blowout my hair

[clare @clarefloop]

people who use the phrase “nothing burger” have the opinions to genuinely make your brain melt out ur ears

[clare @clarefloop]

who needs a vibration plate when your on a delayed metra train

[clare @clarefloop]

ate a blood orange in bed half asleep

[clare @clarefloop]

doing my makeup in bed after spending the weekend with my bf back to my chungus life in my own apartment where my roommates trashed it all like the young hoe i am

[clare @clarefloop]

bro the medical establishment is a fucking trap

[clare @clarefloop]

one more wrong move from any of y’all and ur gonna see my in jarvis