local witch™️ 🌘

god saves his greatest battles for his silliest gooses. (she/her)

[local witch™️ 🌘 @clareity]

fuck it im making potstickers

[𝓭 is watching li 🏝️ @notsootaro]

OH THIS IS NASTYYYYYYYY IM MOVING

[BIG SEXY ✧ @LOUIEFATTONS]

when they went back for jesus on the third day:

[Chantel • Love Island Era🫧 @chantyidrs]

KC funny asf 😭😭 #LoveIslandUSA

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Checking my back account after my landlord took the rent

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

On one side, you have a seasoned journalist with decades of credibility and colleagues who can speak to his integrity, on the other, you have a lifelong bullshit artist who has failed upward by flattering the powerful. I just don’t know who to believe.

[kaydenciaga⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @i30clip]

KC in front of his door #LoveIslandUSA

[cam has entered the villa 🏝️ @seodilf]

serena didn’t want kordell initially first either….. aniya and kc i’m willing to take yall FAR

[local witch™️ 🌘 @clareity]

WE ARE SCOTT PELLEY WE CARRY THE FLAME

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

BREAKING

CBS has fired 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley for cause.

This comes after Pelley confronted 60 Minutes’ new executive producer, Nick Bilton, in a meeting yesterday and said Bari Weiss was trying to murder the program.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Ben Mankiewicz: Coming up, a first for Turner Classic Movies, I'm going to pull you through the TV screen and trap your soul, forever, in an old movie. There is nothing that can be done to stop this. Afterwards, 1945's Oscar-winning melodrama Mildred Pierce
Me: ooh mildred pierce

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

im gonna be honest i dont think this country will see 250 years if this love island usa season goes like the last one

[TAYLA☁️ @ponar15]

I am so glad that swifties no longer fall for that hthaze guy

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

I feel like I’m going to throw up.
https://t.co/3Ax2I5gOWP

[Valerie❤️‍🔥☁️ @Valistryingg]

We shouldn’t entertain this discourse. Phil Collins did Tarzan at 48, Elton John didThe Lion King at 47, Randy Newman did Toy Story at 51 and Alan Menken did The Little Mermaid at 39, Beauty and the beast at 42, Aladdin at 43, Pocahontas at 45, hunchback at 46, Hercules at 47.

[Union @yumtapwater]

In the ruins of St Paul, Minnesota, survivors chase tumbleweeds made of old tangled Menard's receipts. Rebates are the only currency left. Turkeys control most of the city and have developed a taste for human flesh.

The potholes are about the same as before

[local witch™️ 🌘 @clareity]

it was life changing so now for fun I get to be excited and very scared

[local witch™️ 🌘 @clareity]

today will either be amazing and life changing or suck total ass there’s no in between

[local witch™️ 🌘 @clareity]

gonna lose it

[Netflix @netflix]

This all-time line delivery from Colman Domingo

[winn ⚾︎ @CANCELLEDwinns]

slippers in a field? shes gonna get ticks omg 😔

[lennon @hymnforbeatrice]

even aside from this being completely non functional, why is the supergirl popcorn bucket a man

[amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17]

Recently released from jail, a Florida man surfs down the street atop a U-Haul truck, waving a pride flag and wishing passerby a happy pride month.

[Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito]

Happy pride month!