clare james

I RT a lot of dumb shit that I think is funny

[clare james @clarejamess9]

@AskTarget Westwood middle school Columbus, OH

[clare james @clarejamess9]

@Reid_Worstell Then why did u even go get tested lol

[clare james @clarejamess9]

My new fav hobby is getting on Facebook and reading the comments on antivaxxers posts. Extra points if the post is someone I went to highschool with!!

[clare james @clarejamess9]

Today I got on Twitter to scroll thru my own tweets and laugh. Don’t forget to be your own #1 biggest fan

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

Dis human shit difficult I shoulda been a pit bull or a honey bun

[clare james @clarejamess9]

@BachelorABC I’ve asked before I’m asking again. Are contestants not allowed to wear sunglasses in Bach in paradise? Bc these blue eyes could never survive. Pls lmk thanks

[clare james @clarejamess9]

True bravery is going into the bathroom and closing the door before turning the light on

[clare james @clarejamess9]

@ChipotleTweets just ordered chipotle to work (at a hospital) and they forgot 2 bags of chips, 2 sides of guac, 2 sides of sour cream and vinaigrette.. the bowls were so small and it’s frustrating when u pay for everything.

[clare james @clarejamess9]

If you’re the kind of person that reply’s “livin the dream” when being asked how are you... idek but don’t talk to me ever just know that

[clare james @clarejamess9]

Got on Twitter to say something important......... gender reveal parties are fucking stupid

[clare james @clarejamess9]

What does it mean when I can only tolerate swishing my mouthwash for like 10 seconds? Am I soft or do I have a gum disease? I mean my friend.. I’m asking for a friend

[clare james @clarejamess9]

@NastyGalHelp I printed a return label but didn��t use it/send my package back within the 7 days the label is good for. How do I get a new return label? Or can I use the original one to return my clothes?

[clare james @clarejamess9]

This is plastic surgery!

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

This is 40!

[Ransom @RansomDracalis]

You know what democracy looks like in Canada?

A card is sent to my house to tell me I've been automatically registered to vote, and that the poll is within walking distance. I forget to bring the card but can vote anyway. It takes 3 minutes.

You're looking at voter suppression.

[clare james @clarejamess9]

Just peeked at my drafts and thought I’d post some cuz they made me giggle hope u giggle too and if u don’t idrc have a nice day though

[clare james @clarejamess9]

I miss coming back to school after a doctors apt with fast food that I waiting to eat in school to flex on some kids

[clare james @clarejamess9]

Why do I find myself frequently knee deep in peoples friends counsins ex girlfriend’s VSCO

[clare james @clarejamess9]

Break lights should get brighter the harder you press

[clare james @clarejamess9]

@jennna_mariie I was .2 seconds away from passing out watching my first c-section bc of the ripping 😟 lol had to walk out of the room

[clare james @clarejamess9]

Me trying to diy but not having any of the power tools necessary .....