Monkey_Clarence

The monkey who did NOT go to Heaven. Travelling companion of @LucentLucifer and #ImmortalMonkey. @Pixies fan

#MonkeyGoneToHeaven #MonkeyGoneToHell

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@TheUltGmr @elonmusk Is this another one? What with all these people wanting to be fat, orange, mentally challenged idiot?

Must be Halloween thing?

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@ScottMit99 If you say Free Speech is right to insult people, tell lies, and make everything about politics, this monkey is not impressed

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@realDonaIdTr1 Even a monkey knows this is fake...

Humans tell me they evolved from monkeys but was that good thing if monkey apparently smarter?

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@JoeBiden Because they want to blame you for it

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@TheRealTCU I think the idea behind it, implied in the writing, makes people uncomfortable

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@RealHughJackman Gis a b'nanna, Jackman? Actually,gis whole bag of them coz you can afford it

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@Edwierdo @RonSnowflake @DurwoodGailbra1 @SamuelLJackson Listen, I am monkey but it look like I knows more about being decent human than you does. Decent human don't try banning things that human don't like, decent human looks at himself.

Nasty, hateful human worries more about what other humans doing than what himself does

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@DayleEdwards @UlrichJvV This monkey has learned something today, thank you.

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@quiethandfilms @starwars @disneyplus GC, you play an self-serving, nasty, evil little bastard so well it's hard to remember you're actually a really nice guy

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@alexriesart @ViewtifulJew @BuddyMaou @POTUS An executive order can be overturned by another executive order

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@RAINBOWFlSH I remember when,
I remember when, Ceelo blocked my ass,
The was something so special about that day,
Clearly something I said to him,
Made him feel some kind of waaaay!

Did I make him crazy?
Did I make him crazy?
Did I make him crazy?
Probably

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@MarkHamill Worried you'd died Mr. 🐫? It can be quite unsettling when that happens I'm sure

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@MarkHamill @Twitter Don't tell me that the guy Twitter took it from was pretending to be you...

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@HamillHimself Alan 🎣 lol

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@dec050559 @kelly_english @sylamore1 I do coffee several times a day

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@HamillHimself While Clarence think this wrong, who be he to argue?

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@geostylegeo How does you measure free will? Is it big decision or small ones? We animals make lots of decision all day and ain't nobody telling us to. Lots of you human only makes decision some shouty man in suit tell you to

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

@Cernovich Much I hates to see any creature suffer, I's learned you can't get nasty people out 'less The People makes them leave. They only cares about power and gets power from the people but soon as people see they's suffering coz of nasty person, they wants them out

[Monkey_Clarence @clarence_monkey]

This humidity making Clarence go all poofy! Imagine #badhairday when you all hair! Clarence's tail looks like fat hair snake 🐍🐍