🍍Clare Bear 🐻

tear jerker, shadow lurker, wonder worker. your friendly neighbourhood platelet nurse. diabeto

[🍍Clare Bear 🐻 @clarentina]

found my perfect subtitle

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

"I once helped a man, who I suspected to be a nonce, to become President, only to later fall out with him and accuse him of being a nonce. I believe that this will boost sales of my electric vehicles, which plummeted after I did a Nazi salute in support of the suspected nonce."

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

jd vance currently in front of a mirror gathering the courage to ask if elon has said thank you once

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

the battle of the grotesque Torsos is heating up

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This app has fucked up my psyche in ways I’ll never even know but goddamn I’m having the time of my life rn

[Tess Owen @misstessowen]

who among us hasn’t done a firehose of ketamine and publicly feuded with the president online

[Jamie @jlew8]

today is a great day for the chronically online sickos, of which I consider myself to be a proud member

[🍍Clare Bear 🐻 @clarentina]

@ishsulin i frequently autocorrect haematology to 'harmatology' 🤷‍♂️#donohaem

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

we’ve been through a lot. we deserve this

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

rooting for the ketamine in elon’s bloodstream like it’s a car in the Indy 500

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

is this going to go late? should i be cancelling my evening plans

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

[DuneInfo @DuneInfo]

When people ask me what today's date is.

[jynx @jynxbby]

*puts on perfume that i wore during a traumatic time in my life*

[🍍Clare Bear 🐻 @clarentina]

acknowledging nurse burnout is the first step ❤️

[ًً @bhsdtl]

committing tennis homicide while dressed like a giant kindergartner

[MPN Voice @MPNVoice]

We are excited to launch GSK’s #MPNTimeToBeSeen campaign, aimed at patients with myeloproliferative neoplasms (MPNs), which is fully funded by GSK and co-created with MPN Voice.

#MPN

To learn more, visit: https://t.co/MmLGTwNqdJ

NP-GB-AOU-SMP-240017 | December 2024