Clare Allen

‘Ave it

[Clare Allen @clarewithout]

Strap in, it’s Eurovision!!! I think Sweden will win, but Israel and Austria will give it a run for its money. Bring it on, Europe!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Best of luck to everyone at the fringe 😉👍

[Phil Clifton @philclifton]

This. Is. Phenomenal.

Corrie characters aghast at “London?”

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Oh my God, this is the greatest television moment (relative to how low the stakes are, a competition for celebrity relatives) ever.

[Clare Allen @clarewithout]

Strap in, it’s Eurovision! Can’t call it this year, but feel Australia(!) will finish surprisingly high on the board. What a show it’s going to be. Oof.

[JimLeitrim2 @JimLeitrim2]

He loves his job 😈😈😈

[Clare Allen @clarewithout]

@tsrbys @JasonManford @spendals still the champion at this sport!

[Clare Allen @clarewithout]

@JoannaART Cheers gorgeous! xx

[Cerys Matthews @cerysmatthews]

The interesting thing about humans, is that we have different talents. Mine isn’t maths . Yours might not be music, @RishiSunak . But I won’t make it compulsory for you. A thriving economy benefits from all our variable talents, not just the one you know. Think big.

[RichNeville @RichNeville]

It didn’t happen
It happened but I wasn’t there and I’m furious about it
It happened and I was there but I don’t know what a party looks like
It happened and I was there and I am humbled
It happened, let’s move on
It happened and I’d do it again

[Clare Allen @clarewithout]

@TheSimonEvans Oof. I’d only just recovered from watching Ladybird.

[Clare Allen @clarewithout]

Strap in, it’s Eurovision - 2022 style! Liverpool to win. And Estonia for top 5. Oooh yeah. 🇪🇪I HOPE.

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

I have never been able to unsee the cowardly lion in Wizard of Oz as Emmerdale’s Shadrach Dingle 😭

[Clare Allen @clarewithout]

@HolyCrayons It’s two syllables. That’s what throws you today. Hope that helps.

[Clare Allen @clarewithout]

@robrouse Happy birthday, Rob! Although you’re looking more like Robbie Savage every day!

[Clare Allen @clarewithout]

@JoannaART It’s the gods heralding my arrival on Sunday. x