thegriffter

peanut munching, beer swilling, chocolate loving serial dieter. wife of mad scouser, mum of two cockneys

[thegriffter @clarewolfenden]

@BrokenBarnet Labour … we’re coming for ya #greens t

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@kaleidobrain I finally got in at 7.20 🤣

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@SnobsKnobs @Tesco I’ve had this since 5.50

[Dr. Farbod MBBCh FRCEM @EmergencyBod]

Here I am in March 2020, wearing the flimsy PPE frontline staff were given, bracing for an influx of desperately sick people with SARS-CoV-2 — what we now call COVID-19.

I watched patients die.
Our colleagues die.

Michelle Mone should be in jail.
And she should only be the first name on a very long list.

[thegriffter @clarewolfenden]

So the @Stonegate_Group @SlugandLettuce ask if you are pregnant in their job applications. Why?

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@NoContextBrits Almost £300 a month council tax is what we call it in Barnet

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Petition: Remove the 28 day time limit from the unduly lenient sentence scheme for murder https://t.co/85GVndo2Ez

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@Grant_Colgate What’s your name?

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@Grant_Colgate Are you on bluesky?

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What’s your name on blue sky? I’d like to follow you over there

[thegriffter @clarewolfenden]

I’ve gone over to the other side. Had to change my name as someone’s nicked this one. Bastards.
Anyway, birdycheeks over there if you want to follow

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@flaminhaystacks 🤣

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@AJEX_UK

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@JolyonRubs had a knock on our door today as they want to honour your grandfather with a plaque on the house in Hendon. We are happy to do this and thought your family should know. His contact details are below.

[thegriffter @clarewolfenden]

@JolyonRubs had a knock on our door today as they want to honour your grandfather with a plaque on the house in Hendon. We are happy to do this and thought your family should know. His contact details are below.

[thegriffter @clarewolfenden]

@Grant_Colgate I’ve never said it. We call it prozzy.
🤣

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@Grant_Colgate Don’t do it. It’s a slippery slope that always ends in jumbo cords. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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@Grant_Colgate They stole our flag, now they have our outerwear.

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Poor man, keeps asking people who they are? Is he lost? Does his care home know he’s gone out?

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

It seems a number of Arsenal fans at Waterloo station confront pro-Hamas & pro-Palestine supporters.

It is unclear who initiated the conflict, but reflects the disgust of many.

[thegriffter @clarewolfenden]

@donutcoder @Amelia87519558 @flaminhaystacks @SamanthaTaghoy @rubycooper007 Oh my god. So much hate in 7 lines. You need help mate.