clare

have I told u I’m irish

[clare @clarey_96]

My healthy balanced weekly shop

[clare @clarey_96]

Selling 2x Saturday day tickets for Connect Festival - DM for details #FredAgain #YoungFathers

[clare @clarey_96]

My headphones have died on the train so instead I’m listening to 2 posh ladies in-front of me. I wouldn’t subscribe but it is entertaining

[clare @clarey_96]

Closing my eyes shut every time I see a Glastonbury related post

[clare @clarey_96]

I could never work in an industry where work emails are not signed off with x’s

[clare @clarey_96]

Then I thought BUT WHAT ABOUT THE 16363 WATERMELON LOST MARYS I HAVE A WEEK

[clare @clarey_96]

Is anyone researching whether vaping is rotting my teeth?

[clare @clarey_96]

Dentist asked me about my sugar consumption and I was like ehhh not much outside Diet Coke

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

I think about this a lot

[clare @clarey_96]

I love seeing everyone’s haggered Monday faces on the tube

[clare @clarey_96]

Why have we not progressed enough as species to universally know that taxis are quiet time

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

GOOD AND BAD NEWS FOLKS

Just had a call there with a major record label and looks like we’re signed up - announcing soon!

But all tracks English from now on, we weren’t sure what to do but went for the cash xxx

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

'An Irish Goodbye' is taking home the Oscar for Best Live Action Short Film! #Oscars95

[clare @clarey_96]

Every time I remember to drink water, I’m like WOW this stuff tastes so good

[clare @clarey_96]

I believe in the sanctity of BeReal

[Róisín Lanigan @rosielanners]

For @nytimes I wrote about The Quiet Girl and why Irish people can't talk about our feelings https://t.co/742QWg8Okf

[clare @clarey_96]

I drank 2 coffees in 45mins and somehow the 2nd coffee cancelled out the 1st and I’m now even more tired

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

I don't know if I'm unusually sensitive to caffeine but there are people here drinking coffee - at 5PM - and if I did that, I'd be awake until the first day of Wimbledon.

[clare @clarey_96]

Tiocfaidh ár lá #BAFTAs2023

[Chloe Petts @ChloePetts]

A crime has been committed in that my Edinburgh 2023 show is now onsale??? It just feels illegal. But if you’re a precocious ticket buyer and wanna be the first to have your seat guaranteed then please purchase away! https://t.co/SBYbaPldkA

[clare @clarey_96]

The dreams I didn’t know I had, come true

[Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster @OffMenuOfficial]

🍗 EPISODE 179 OUT NOW 🍗

with… YOTAM OTTOLENGHI

Listen, review, subscribe:

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