Clare Zell

Now I'll be bold as well as strong, and use my head alongside my heart.

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

No one- and I cannot stress this enough- NO ONE cares to see your reaction video. Like at all. You take up half the screen of the video people are actually wanting to watch, it feels forced and exaggerated, and unless you are the guy watching the recipe videos, please stop.

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

Listen, I’m well aware it’s December and that check out lines are bound to be longer than usual at any given time of day, but that’s exactly why ALL these closed lanes should open up. 50-yard-long lines are outrageous. #somuchtimetokillImtweetingaboutit #comeonwalmart

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

I know we all forgot a lot of social etiquettes in the last year or two but if we could move elevator etiquette to the top of the list to bring back (or finally learn) that’d be swell. Let people OFF before you barge on in. You look dumb and rude when you almost trample us.

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

In less than a month I’ll be going back to the office regularly after almost 17 months of getting to pee as often as I like. How do I even begin to train my bladder to go back to the corporate life?! #help #notabladderinfectionjustverywellhydrated

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

There are few greater joys than taking off a sports bra after a double header on a 90 degree day. #ultimate #frisbee #altitude #outofcovidshape

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

Dear pedestrians of Denver,
I promise my wheezing is not Covid related, it’s just the direct result of me running and being severely out of shape.
Sincerely,
Clare Getting Back in Shape for Frisbee🥏

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

..it to close the door and then it’s just a tight squeeze when it shouldn’t be. We need a female to design the next major airport. She would always think of that, AND there would be chapstick and Kleenex easily accessible anywhere you were. #inflightthoughts

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

Why aren’t airport bathroom stalls bigger? A thread: They KNOW you have at least one personal item if not a carry-on or big bag, and since we’re NEVER supposed to leave our stuff unattended, it’s always this game of Tetris trying to push your suitcase into the stall, climb over

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

One of the greatest joys of my post-work walks through the city every day is the amount of dogs (and lately, puppies!) I get to see and sometimes even pet. A close second is the amount of sunshine that’s touched my skin. Summer is close, my friends.

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

This has only gotten worse since I took a job in education(al travel), but the amount of times I say “after school” when I really mean “after work” makes me feel like I’m a 14-year-old trying to flaunt how busy I am. 😂 #catchmeafterschoolhowboutdat

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

Proud of the fact that someone on the street just asked for directions and I knew exactly where to send them, even if it was to the liquor store that they needed directions. #citylivingwin

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

Tried brushing my teeth with my “other” hand a couple of times this week. Give it a shot, I dare ya. #realslow

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

@alyssa_mcclain It’s a really big decision, don’t let anyone pressure you into choosing! You take your time 💜💙

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

@theavettbros in a Super Bowl commercials >>>>>

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

My whole team was instructed to come to our Friday meeting prepared to tell a joke. I really wish I had Michael Scott’s joke book to browse through right about now.

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

You know it’s bad when you start spending a lot of time scrolling on LinkedIn after you hit your social media limits for the day.

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

Most solid 4th grader logic of the day:(referring to another student who was missing from our practice today) “Well, he will probably be here tomorrow because he loves Fridays and is the funniest kid in our class.” Makes sense. Who doesn’t love Fridays?

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

New city game: attempt to beat the gps arrival estimation but when you’re walking. #putsomepepinyourstep

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

“I read the news today, oh boy....”

[Clare Zell @clarezy14]

Pretty sure I’m in more of a shock than the man I just saw literally get run over by a car while riding a scooter. More city life things I guess? 😅😳👀