When you do it cause he said so and you can’t find baby wipes anywhere for your child so you retweet hoping he sees it cause the Rona is fucking up your life
@hobojohnson is breaking up with us because of some girl that wanted her 15 minutes of fame by dragging a super great guy down who has only worked his ass off. Is the most upsetting thing happening rn . Love you man and tbh no matter what I’ll always listen
Overheard in Target.
Little girl, probably 6/7 years old, clutching an Anakin lightsaber in her hands.
Mom: Don’t you want to buy some fun kitchen toys?
Girl: No, I want to defend the galaxy!
Mom: Look at this pink stuff!
Girl: You’re making me go to the Dark Side!
It’s the 5th anniversary of #JeffreeStarCosmetics this week & I’m launching new products!! 💚 Bringing back our original 5 shades from the very first Christmas collection! 🤭 Retail price: $75 ⭐️ All 5 shades will also be for sale individually! Launching THIS Thursday at NOON PST