Tonya Kelley

Paralegal and clarinetist extraordinaire. Tupperware Lady and proud Tar Heel!

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

BECAUSE EXPERIENCE MATTERS!!https://t.co/ScLcLVbGwL

[R.L. Bynum @RL_Bynum]

Flowers in front of the chair left empty next to Jones Angell in tribute to Eric Montross. #UNC

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

RIP, Big E! 👣 🐏

[Carolina Basketball @UNC_Basketball]

With heavy hearts we bring you this update from the family of Eric Montross.

Rest in peace Big E.

🔗: https://t.co/EgOjPTSh2B

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@MaykowskiD @HippieReligious So you start out saying you don’t need parenting tips and then complain about having 10 kids and you can’t remember not having to buy diapers. That right there tells me just about everything I need to know! Shoulda used the teaching moment, whether that was ankle biter #1 or 10!

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@Richard22980 @HippieReligious Sandals were just fine for Jesus and the disciples, I think they’ll be fine for me.

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@MaykowskiD @HippieReligious You should have pointed that out to your daughter. She’s heard those types of statements before or she wouldn’t have mumbled it. Where is she hearing them? That could have been a wonderful teaching moment!

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@HippieReligious If you start playing fashion police, you will start losing parishioners. This would be a hard know at my church!

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@AshevilleFoodie I want to try their pierogis but I am afraid of disappointment. My Nannie was German and Polish. Pierogis don’t have all that extra junk piled on top!

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@CrownedPrinceHC Bless his heart. 🤣🤣🤣

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@EraOccidental @PapistMelli Not all SSA people have sex with each other. Are they not allowed to love each other in other ways without having sex?

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@briancbarbour Lost all respect, if I ever had any, for him. The way he referred to the boy in baby blue and then basically said we’re pieces of shit? I’m sorry but he needs to be made to release a formal apology for this ish right here!

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@primetimeMitch This will be incredible, a Carmichael full of STUDENTS will be a damn loud Carmichael! Go Heels!

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@GreatDayTarHeel I have mentally blocked that game.

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@BradDaugherty43 Mashed potatoes and lots and lots of gravy!

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@MattZelinsky @JeremyTate41 So you want to beat a child instead of educating him or her? Wow, I seriously hope you never procreate!

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@FredSimonTLM Yeah, you’re clearly a youngster! If I were to get down in the floor, I would have to crawl back to the front pee in order to stand back up.

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@Panthers @Take5_OilChange Davis and Stewart

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@harverd9 @michaelkohwchl Have you even watched a home UNC game? Mack loves our fans! Last Saturday, Kenan Stadium was on fire, the atmosphere was incredible.

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@GoodmanHoops O’Hare always and forever, but Orlando is starting to inch closer and closer.

[Tonya Kelley @clarinetdiva88]

@harverd9 @michaelkohwchl You clearly haven’t watched a football game recently. 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️