Clarisse 🌈

25. writer. psychology nerd. she/her. bi af and taken. #amwriting. 🇨🇦

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

as someone who doesn't like people-ing I wish most careers (esp the ones I'm interested in) didn't require it... 😩

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

I am absolutely terrible at maintaining relationships via technology and I'm so sorry. I'm also gonna try to make a come back on this account. Maybe. No promises. I'm doing my best to stop my transformation into a hermit but am failing a little spectacularly. 😅

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Things you can do while social distancing:

- Self-reflect
- Keep a journal
- Study the wallpaper
- Creep around
- Inch ever closer to madness due to the oppressive nature of 19th-century gender roles

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

I feel like I communicate best with emojis 😅

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

@anovelchaos I always want to be petty but never follow through 😩 but like I'm hella tempted rn

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

Someone tell me not to be a petty bitch

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

Starting 2020 off proving I'm trash by responding to all my happy new year texts at 4pm

[M. J. Kuhn @mjkuhnbooks]

Every writer has at least 3 of the following:
-a giant crate of unused notebooks
-a strong opinion about the Oxford comma
-a horror story about losing an unsaved draft
-at least three (3) fun coffee mugs
-crushing imposter syndrome

#WritingCommunity

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

I'm too sensitive to deal with the world today. Why are so many people so heartless and selfish?

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

Tonight is just one big panic attack

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

When you fuck up dinner and end up ordering skipthedishes so now you have to wait even longer to eat and your already hangry

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

When ppl are like "I don't have a problem with gay people but..." and then wonder why I got upset. Like the moment you said 'but' made it clear you have a problem.

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

My husband: *kisses one of my shoulders then kisses the other*
Him: You have been knighted. You are now my wife.
Him: You are the Wife Knight.
Me:

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

My ability to repress feelings is too good and so now my body is taking the blow and it is fucked up.

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

@vellich0rs Me af

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

@vellich0rs :(

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

It feels like my life has been falling apart in slow motion over the last few months, only to crash suddenly this week... But like I can't afford to actually let myself feel any of it so I'm just like

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

I can't handle the passive aggressive guilt tripping from my aunt rn. Like I don't already hate myself.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

On all levels except physical, I am a Victorian dandy flinging myself dramatically onto the divan

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

@vellich0rs <3 <3

[Clarisse 🌈 @clarisseswrites]

I don't know what I hate more, this feeling of loss or the knowledge that it took me so long to really see how much pain I was in before...