Clarissa

Don't try me I'm not a free sample

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"If you hear boos onstage that's just ghost cheering you on" is literally the best thing I've ever heard thanks @SHARON_NEEDLES

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Thank god i got my degree

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People be like, "why should you go to college?" And I'm like, "because I'd be a terrible stripper"

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@lilfrontdor

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@lilfrontdor

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@shmor_ @AKXXIII Maybe it’s because both signs don’t respond well to the truth 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@JoJoCantSee Big mood.

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Earlier this week I was at Trader Joe’s trying to stuff my groceries in my backpack bc I didn’t want to pay for a bag and I said “I believe in myself” and the cashier said she believed in me too. And that’s the support I need.

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@FuckingHose Dang you right

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Yeah sex is cool but does your best friend know what brow products you use?

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If your friend doesn't love and support you like dis wyd?? https://t.co/YSL5VKqqYp

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This full moon has people out here wilding 🙄🙄🙄

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Twitter such a great place lol the worlds ending but here we are tweeting about wanting to die and laughing at monkeys getting haircuts

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New year new bitch I am out here drinking water and packing snacks I am READY for junior year

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I took all of these https://t.co/Bp1U5c84Nc

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I feel a personal connection with all the other dads wearing Old Navy gear today

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I hate Taurus season because now I have to scroll all the way down to read my horoscope #JustAriesThings

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It's that time of year again :) https://t.co/jrOdZQun5c

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The only ones that should be in sombreros today are chihuahuas. If I see anyone else in "Mexican party hats" hands will be thrown😊

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@la_gueraaaa 😊thanks I try really hard

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Lmao saw on my Spotify history Adrian was listening to some playlist made for him by his problematic exgf so I made him a lil playlist too 😊

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Wtf is mayday and why does it insist on ruining my life?