Clark Kent

Me? I'm just a mild mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper.

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

Following these #NeilGorsuch hearings, and wondering if heat vision on Orrin Hatch's tie would be inappropriate.

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

.@PressSec Sean, can you confirm reports that the Trump Admin considering Brainiac for NatSec Advisor?

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@LuthorCEO Atlantis claims it's a false flag run through 4Chan. Is that a supervillian team?

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

.@LuthorCEO Mr. Luthor! Clark Kent, Daily Planet! Can you confirm the reports of a private army massing on the Potomac?

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

@LuthorCEO I always thought Etrigan was more misunderstood than anything else. Plus, I kinda like the rhyming.

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

Look, Carol is very firm. You have no idea. MT @MistrixMsE: No one can tell me that those outfits weren't femdom!

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

Jimmy Olsen! Go turn into a turtle or something! RT @GreenLantern44: Jimmy you $&@!ing racist http://t.co/OUs4KLTt74

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

@DetectiveBatman Cut the kid some slack, Uce-Bray.

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

As a, umm, native of Kansas, let's go @Royals! #GoBlue #SmallvilleIsTooInKansas

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

@LuthorCEO I haven't.... have I put on weight? @markjberryman

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

The police just came by. Husband and I are going somewhere safe.

Remember, #gamergate isn't about attacking women.

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

@markjberryman No.... I wear GLASSES. Does Superman need glasses? Nooooooo... he's super. @LuthorCEO

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

@markjberryman Diana was just repeating an old rumor. No truth there... heh heh heh #adjustscollar @LuthorCEO

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

@LuthorCEO Beta male? Not at all, just mild mannered?

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

@markjberryman Who told you that? @LuthorCEO

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

@LuthorCEO You say white knight, I say defender of Truth, Justice, and the American Way!

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

@LuthorCEO Oh, come on now Lex. Lois is just doing her job.

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

They should really let me moderate the next debate — Lehrer isn't strong enough to combat this avalanche of bull. #Debate2012

[Clark Kent @clark__kent]

@LoisJoanneLane I get plenty of aggression on the other job, dear. You can win the Pulitzers and talk on C-SPAN. I'm content.