Stuart and Jay

We are two best friends who are comedy script writers. We own Clarke Player Productions. Some say we spend to much time together.

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It's been a while since we tweeted. But Garry Shandling was one of my favourites. He is one of the reasons I'm so obnoxious #garryshandling

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https://t.co/djmtbUDr5I love love love this! #Seinfeld

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It's all good and well making your profile pic #SupportParis but it still shows what a bellend you look in the photo

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Okay.
Let's start again.

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@dominictc what's upstairs in the Beales house that Bobby enjoys so much or has to deal with? #EastEnders

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#VeryBritishProblems would be so much better if it was everyday folk and not a celeb rip of moaning ala grumpy old men

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@DanielleReddy23 ah great stuff thank you very much x

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@DanielleReddy23 hello random question.We came to vat house last weekend & had so much fun.What are these guys called

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Honestly mum we aren't gay. #Dublin #fun #vathouse

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We went on Jays stag do to Dublin. It was epic. We took a pub

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Turns out I can make pic a mix dirty. A simple double cherry and coke bottle and we have a lovely willy and balls

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@sainsburys Bobby Bobby Bobby well well well.
It's fine man. Thanks for the reply. You look nice by the way

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@sainsburys you lie. This wasn't family size. It just about laid my stomach till I go out for dinner. Shame on you

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Always check before you go out what the other is gonna wear.

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Sometimes the world just needs a couple of Alison Brie pictures on their Twitter feed

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It's an awful thing to admit but Bruce Jenner looks pretty 'wank bank' material

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Sometimes a rainy Sunday is known as a @Pinterest day in my world #pinterest

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Who asked this on yahoo answers? I only typed in wanting to ask a question on dashboard polish for a car

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I sometimes watch Father Ted and just sit back and think 'God your a perfect show.'