Keith Clarke

Love a bit of sport!

[MR DT @MrDtAFC]

My view on the transfer window with only a few days remaining.

If we sell Martinelli and Jesus and bring in Alvarez and a rising winger like Fofana, for example, it has been a fantastic window.

If we sell Martinelli and Jesus and only sign Alvarez, I believe we are weaker overall.

If we sell Martinelli and Jesus and don't bring anyone in, it's gross negligence, and I expect people to be sacked.

[Keith Clarke @clarkeye87]

@joeymoo55270925 Get the hairdryer out🤭

[Keith Clarke @clarkeye87]

@Aestheticsn1 79 surely! Mutiply, then divide then subtract.

[Keith Clarke @clarkeye87]

@go_doggies Also if it takes 5 minutes its not clearly out so must stick with not out.

[Keith Clarke @clarkeye87]

Shocking decision.Spike is after the ball has passed. #ashes

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

The most epic Nirvana flashmob🤍

[Rémi Gaillard @nqtv]

#Paris2024 #Olympics

[JOE.ie @JOEdotie]

The JOE quick-fire general knowledge quiz: Day 164

https://t.co/Q34ahvGM6a

[Matt Phillips @mattysphillips]

Nanny Noppert

[Manc Red Devil @MancRedDevil1]

Have you seen this @ManUtd? I would sit the players down and show them this video of @GNev2. He sums up exactly how we all feel this season. My friends cannot attend the Bournemouth game so I offered his tickets to my other friends who are also members. They said’ Steve. I wouldn’t take the tickets if they were free or you were paying me to go. He said. United are depressing to watch this season. That’s how we all feel.

[Keith Clarke @clarkeye87]

@d_clarke94 I'm with ya brother

[Keith Clarke @clarkeye87]

@GaryWalsh23 @TheNotoriousMMA @blackforgeinn 🤣🤣🤣

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

🙏🏻

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Make your internet 10x faster🤩

[Sue💚 @SueTaylor_]

Worst dinner party ever 😂😂 @RickyGervais #Afterlife

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

An autistic, non-verbal boy speaks directly to his mom for the very first time❤️

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

Imagine Pep as the England manager though. Stood there bewildered as someone from the FA has to explain to him that offering Ireland £150m won't change Evan Ferguson's nationality.

[Joe Brolly @JoeBrolly1993]

To be fair, his performances in the ‘95 and ‘05 finals are worth staying up to watch again

[Joe Naughton @JoeNaConnacht]

Virgin and RTE announce list of pundits and games for their Rugby World Cup coverage.

Virgin - Rob Kearney, Matt Williams, Andrew Trimble, Fiona Hayes, Grace Davitt, Eimear Considine and Ian Madigan.

RTE - Jamie Heaslip, Simon Zebo, Jerry Flannery, Stephen Ferris, Fiona Coghlan, Bernard Jackman, Hannah Tyrrell, Donal, Lenihan and Darren Cave.

Friday 8 Sept
France v New Zealand
RTÉ
20:15
Saturday 9 Sept
Italy v Namibia
VMTV
12:00

Saturday 9 Sept
Ireland v Romania
VMTV
14:30
Saturday 9 Sept
Australia v Georgia
RTÉ
17:00
Saturday 9 Sept
England v Argentina
RTÉ
20:00

Sunday 10 Sept
Japan v Chile
RTÉ
12:00
Sunday 10 Sept
South Africa v Scotland
VMTV
16:45
Sunday 10 Sept
Wales v Fiji
VMTV
20:00

Thursday 14 Sept
France v Uruguay
VMTV
20:00

Friday 15 Sept
New Zealand v Namibia
VMTV
20:00

Saturday 16 Sept
Samoa v Chile
VMTV
14:00
Saturday 16 Sept
Wales v Portugal
VMTV
16:45
Saturday 16 Sept
Ireland v Tonga
RTÉ
20:00

Sunday 17 Sept
South Africa v Romania
RTÉ
14:00
Sunday 17 Sept
Australia v Fiji
RTÉ
16:45
Sunday 17 Sept
England v Japan
VMTV
20:00

Wednesday 20 Sept
Italy v Uruguay
VMTV
16:45

Thursday 21 Sept
France v Namibia
RTÉ
20:00

Friday 22 Sept
Argentina v Samoa
RTÉ
16:45

Saturday 23 Sept
Georgia v Portugal
VMTV
13:00
Saturday 23 Sept
England v Chile
VMTV
16:45
Saturday 23 Sept
South Africa v Ireland
RTÉ
20:00

Sunday 24 Sept
Scotland v Tonga
RTÉ
16:45
Sunday 24 Sept
Wales v Australia
VMTV
20:00

Wednesday 27 Sept
Uruguay v Namibia
VMTV
16:45

Thursday 28 Sept
Japan v Samoa
RTÉ
20:00

Friday 29 Sept
New Zealand v Italy
VMTV
20:00

Saturday 30 Sept
Argentina v Chile
RTÉ
14:00
Saturday 30 Sept
Fiji v Georgia
RTÉ
16:45
Saturday 30 Sept
Scotland v Romania
VMTV
20:00

Sunday 1 Oct
Australia v Portugal
VMTV
16:45
Sunday 1 Oct
South Africa v Tonga
RTÉ
20:00

Thursday 5 Oct
New Zealand v Uruguay
RTÉ
20:00

Friday 6 Oct
France v Italy
RTÉ
20:00

Saturday 7 Oct
Wales v Georgia
RTÉ
14:00
Saturday 7 Oct
England v Samoa
RTÉ
16:45
Saturday 7 Oct
Ireland v Scotland
VMTV
20:00

Sunday 8 Oct
Japan v Argentina
VMTV
12:00
Sunday 8 Oct
Tonga v Romania
RTÉ
16:45
Sunday 8 Oct
Fiji v Portugal
RTÉ
20:00

Saturday 14 Oct
QF1: Winner C v RU D
TBC*
16:00
Saturday 14 Oct
QF2: Winner B v RU A
TBC*
20:00

Sunday 15 Oct
QF3: Winner D v RU C
TBC*
16:00
Sunday 15 Oct
QF4: Winner A v RU B
TBC*
20:00

Friday 20 Oct
SF1: Winner QF1 v QF2
TBC**
20:00
Saturday 21 Oct
SF2: Winner QF3 v QF4
TBC**
20:00

Friday 27 Oct
3-4 Play-Off
VMTV
20:00

Saturday 28 Oct
Final
VMTV & RTÉ
20:00

[Keith Clarke @clarkeye87]

@CianByNature Like in fairness the Valencia gags are getting old. Even if they just got rid of those I would take that!