Celina C.

My life story is best told through the lyrics of Van Halen and sung by the golden voice of David Lee Roth.

[Celina C. @clarkle]

Taking selfies on my wife's IG cause I look good http://t.co/BWeNMgH2Yc

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#hashtags#buzzedoffcider#instabarf#comedynight#igotapedi http://t.co/6exA0V2dMN

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I unfriended 2 people on FB, 1 for saying she was going to see Fast and Furious 6, the other for spelling 'we're' wrong. I have standards.

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This is the only Keep Calm picture I will ever like. http://t.co/otVMl9z7dd

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@CreepyPete Thanks man!

[Celina C. @clarkle]

@danandhisbass Thank you!

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Guess who's my friend on Facebook. http://t.co/tC58h407Gv

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It's official. I'm Mrs. @PaulyPeligroso now! http://t.co/CpagObZVu1

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Awww! RT @PaulyPeligroso: This Saturday, I'm getting married to @clarkle. Who I love so much, it might as well be gay marriage.

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Is everyone having a good Cinco de Hangovero Day?

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Hey @PaulyPeligroso , you have to marry me in 8 days.

[Emo Bunny @Em0_Bunny]

I don't feel like committing suicide anymore. *cuts bunny wrists* April Fool's.

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Yes, Sugar Ray just came on the radio and no, I did not change the station.

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I go to the coffee shop to study and leave this page open the whole time. http://t.co/hgPUoKYc7F

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Every time I walk into Michael's it gives me a Pinterest boner.

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I did stand up improv comedy for the first time and didn't vomit onstage! http://t.co/3jKCNyJfgH

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People are weird and it's mostly white people.

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People who speak Spanish and spell 'tuit' instead of 'tweet' make me laugh.
Ja ja ja!

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My baby and I at the Rodeo Parade. Yeehaw! http://t.co/gRkksPCfwE

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Not voluntarily. I was forced by gunpoint to follow. @ShawnGarrett @PaulyPeligroso