Clark Ledford

Just trying to get invited to the BBQ
Proverbs 3:5-6

[Clark Ledford @clarkledford]

My deodorant says "48 Hour Protection" I just wish it would make it 48 minutes

[Clark Ledford @clarkledford]

I know I found the right church because we cherish God, people, and food. In that order

[Clark Ledford @clarkledford]

I fail God every day, but he's never once failed me

[Clark Ledford @clarkledford]

@IamDaniWilson Happy Birthday!!!

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Love God, love people

[Clark Ledford @clarkledford]

@lildickeyy Happy Birthday! Hope it's awesome

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with America on it.

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

[Jerusalem]

MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb

SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus

MARY: What's Upjesus?

JESUS {risen}: Not much, w—

[Clark Ledford @clarkledford]

I just hope I'm rich enough one day to have the AC on high and the windows down at the same time

[Clark Ledford @clarkledford]

Who needs April fools jokes when I have my bank account, student loan debt, and my future to laugh at??

[Clark Ledford @clarkledford]

How come I can do quantitative physics, yet still can't seem to get a fitted sheet on the bed right?

[Clark Ledford @clarkledford]

Duke's Jayson Tatum may be #0 but his hairline is #1 #Duke

[Clark Ledford @clarkledford]

When Joe calls and says he'll be at your apartment in an hour

[Clark Ledford @clarkledford]

*standing at the pearly gates* St. Peter: so I see you didn't retweet that post God saw you open

[Clark Ledford @clarkledford]

You can't disappoint your family if you never made them proud in the first place

[Clark Ledford @clarkledford]

Has Auburn even tried this whole quarter?

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