Clark

I got bored and came back

[Clark @clarknelson00]

Chipotle would be so much better with refried beans

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

.@langford_wyatt can FLY! 🏃‍♂️

[Welcome to the Ump Show @umpjob]

Strike one. Strike two. Strike three.

How is Angel Hernandez still an MLB umpire?

[Clark @clarknelson00]

@heidi_arteaga15 Boo fucking hoo

[Clark @clarknelson00]

@heidi_arteaga15 I’ve actually forgotten all of them recently

[Clark @clarknelson00]

@CapitalOne #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[Adult Trick or Treater @Paynuspain]

The pilot has the once in a lifetime opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

(1) HOUSTON MOVES ON 💪

The Cougars down (9) Auburn 81-64 and are headed to the Sweet 16! #MarchMadness

[Sylvester Turner @SylvesterTurner]

Oh how sweet it is to once again get back to the Sweet 16.

Congrats @CoachSampsonUH and @UHCougarMBK.

Survived and advanced!

#ForTheCity #GoCoogs #MarchMadness

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

.@TexasMBB is moving on to the Sweet 16 for the first time in 15 years‼️

[Clark @clarknelson00]

Sometimes my AirPods glitch and there’s a split second difference in between them and it’s the best thing ever it’s like the music is bouncing between my ears

[Houston Men's Hoops 🏀 🐾 @UHCougarMBK]

COOGS WIN!
presented by @thejointchiro

Moving on to the @American_MBB Title Game!

@JwanRoberts13 | 16 pts | 8 rebs
@Thejshead | 16 pts | 9 asts
@JaraceW | 13 pts | 8 rebs

#ForTheCity x #GoCoogs

[Clark @clarknelson00]

@lilsagfairy Kinda look like cabbages

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

[Clark @clarknelson00]

Being an adult means you meet people and the social media they add you on is LinkedIn. I hate it.

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

“If the Yankees were the only team that gave me a contract... I’d retire.”

Ken Griffey Jr. is a legend 😂 https://t.co/vqv2A6g4ij