Clark Thomas

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

I think coffee should be a primary food group during finals week

[Mizzou Nation @Mizzou2SEC]

#Mizzou improves to 6-0 with a 41-26 win over No. 7 Georgia. The undefeated Tigers are 1st place in #SEC East & poised for a top 15 ranking.

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

Sorry Georgia

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

@anna_patt Our professor just boarded me and Anna onto the struggle bus and is driving it straight to Hell... #geologylab

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

Steve-O just signed my ass!!!

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

About to watch Steve-O do some stand up live mofos @HFritter

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

Just saw a 60mph school zone... Those kids are fucked!

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

@DanielGraviss Thank you for that insightful tweet #changedman

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

@Mack_Attack29 The Dirty Heads are about to be just as crazy tho...

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

Twin Peaks > Macaroni Grill

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

If I get to see @ShawnJohnson when I'm in Des Moines for this car show I might cry... #olympicathletecrush

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

I've been to the license bureau more times in the past month than any person should ever be subjected to...

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

@Gid_It_On @g I'm glad I got to come by bro! I miss yo crazy ass #everlastingbromance

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

@BarryCleverName Unless we have to share a bathroom at rolling rock... You better not miss the toilet...

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

If the people in the speaker circle tell you to come pet the puppies and you don't go pet the puppies... You're going to hell...

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

Damn... Carl is stone cold! #thewalkingdead

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

#TheWalkingDead is about to go off!

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

Showed up late to my chem exam, then my alarm went off, then finished before everyone else. Turned the walk of shame into the walk of glory

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

Props to the guy longboarding in a full suit and dress shoes. Going to a business meeting has never been so bro #cruisinwithclass

[Clark Thomas @clarknthomas_]

Thank you @KatieVaughan_ for making me that wonderful instagram account #idontevenknow