Clark

Work Smarter, Not Harder

[Aqib @Tumharaabbu]

Asked my mom if I can go out with friends and she said no because I already went out for work. FOR WORK. WORK?????

[chris @chrissgee20]

When a customer says she’s gonna call cooperate https://t.co/gpk356oi1T

[Jacob Robinson @Jrob_822]

I wish Drake would write a song about not driving under 80 in the left lane so you all would feel that.

[ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴜʟɪᴛᴏs 🕷 @LosRulitos]

Ily = I love you
Imy = I miss you
Brb = Be right back
pV = nRT
F = ma
KE = (1/2)mv^2
p1v1 = p2v2
E = mc^2

[Clark @clarkshmitty]

RT if Marco Polo should be banned

[Clark @clarkshmitty]

10:1 odds the Celtics make it to the NBA Finals
Western Conf > Eastern Conf

[Clark @clarkshmitty]

Thanks college board I love ridiculous questions https://t.co/VFzr7W1wNu

[Trevor Packer @AP_Trevor]

AP Statistics FRQ6 (statistical inference) was far too difficult for both college students and AP students, so even the cutscore to earn a 5 did not require any points on this problematic question.

[Matt Betti @bigolshoes]

Me after I finish reading the sparknotes for an entire book

“Man, that was a fine piece of literature”

[Clark @clarkshmitty]

To all the people in detention today sorry that was me singing in the cafeteria I forgot I wasn't alone

[nik 🌿 @nikkikatalinic]

whenever i’m sad i just think about this one time sophomore year when a girl gave my teacher this cake to commemorate the 3 month anniversary of us turning in our essays that still hadn’t been graded

[Clark @clarkshmitty]

8 y/o sister: we were supposed to read today but I slept and pretended to read #HSready

[Clark @clarkshmitty]

I'm flying to SLC with the BYU track team!!!#GoCougars

[Clark @clarkshmitty]

If it weren't for this program I might not even show up to school I love my choir family ❤️ https://t.co/j8qIZNit4Q

[CVHS Choirs @cvhs_choirs]

Proud to annouce that Madrigals and A Cappella swept first place at Golden State! Amazing job everyone! 🥇🏆

[Clark @clarkshmitty]

@rllypowers If I could retweet this again I would

[Clark @clarkshmitty]

You could give me the hw and I still won't do it

[Clark @clarkshmitty]

I miss my college friends

[Clark @clarkshmitty]

Running isn't a sport 🏃🏃 https://t.co/5CBa4uhEAW

[Clark @clarkshmitty]

Rise and Shout! #BYUbound https://t.co/HC4CopxKP7