Hollie Clarkson

'Do you know what? I don't mind your pessimism as much as I usually mind pessimism...' - K 'That's great I hate people who think I'm too negative...' - D

[Hollie Clarkson @clarkson13_h]

@kfc @KFC_UKI shout out to kfc Ipswich cardinal park, specifically the guy who was running the food last night (31/5/22) absolute legend, super speedy and attentive and did it all with a smile on his face, there were a lot of us waiting too! Give him a pay rise!

[Hollie Clarkson @clarkson13_h]

Thank you @lordhuron for spending 717 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/YMPDdGSq8L
See you in concert in feb 2022 🎉🎉🎉😍

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

You’re welcome

[Hollie Clarkson @clarkson13_h]

@thewhitmore I was walking down a path in my village and I physically jumped out of my skin, feet leaving the floor jump, because I saw a man in a suit and a hat standing next to a horse - I freaked my friend out so much because she saw nothing but saw how much I jumped out of my skin 🙈🤣

[katie🧃 @katiemedleyy]

autumn is so shit as a woman because it is 5.30pm and i now have approx half an hour to get myself to the shops for some watermelon before all the murderers clock onto shift

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

oh go on then, it’s Christmas

[Scott Mills @scott_mills]

After 4 years together I’m delighted to say we got engaged at the weekend. As @SamVaughan knows, I always said I didn’t think I would ever get married. But then I met you Sam. You make me laugh every single day, you support me in so many ways and I adore everything about you ❤️

[not your belldandy @briarhoes]

I hope the woman who forgot the word “iced” and so asked me for a caramel macchiato “on the rocks” yesterday is doing well

[✩ @tweetadays]

the way i care for everyone makes me wish i had me in my life

[Jade🧚🏼🖤 @jadex92x]

Looks like a pain au chocolat

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

me when the temperature drops below 60°

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

I want society stop acting like they care about mental health when a 8 hour workday, 5x a week is still on the table.

[🌸 jacqui 🌸 @GlossyGremlin]

Losing my mind rn

[Christmas Countdown @ChristmasCount]

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[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

When it's October and my friends ask what I'm doing

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

As if this year could get any worse I just met a dog named amanda

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

idk why there’s such a pervasive belief that you shouldn’t have sex on the first date when every successful couple I know is like “yeah we boned down the first night we met, he slept over and just never left. now we’ve been married for 22 years”

[Migz△⃒⃘ @FezInRealLife]

I’m this years old.

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

don’t understand why she won’t let me hang this in the house. hang this PROMINENTLY in the house