Megan Clarkson

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

Update: no longer living with Bob and Cassidy. Actually on a different continent now but a surprise bonus: J+M, r=1

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

Day 3: tried my hand at baking.
Turned on the oven and put in some puff pastry.
Also, does it count if the puff pastry is store bought?

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

Proceeded to end the evening with what are the odds.
Dare: touch the electric fence.
Bob scraped through with great choice of numbers.
Unfortunately Cassidy and I were unsuccessful.
At least we know the electric fence works.

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

Day 2: Cassidy woke up the whole house doing dishes at 8am.
I know it’s a lockdown but it’s still a SATURDAY.
P.s. the names of the people mentioned in these tweets have been changed. I do not live with a Bob and a Cassidy.

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

Did some gardening and we all got locked outside of the house.
Bob came through with some skilled roof climbing.

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

So nationwide lockdown for the next 21 days...
Day 1: Bob watched the entire series of Tiger King. Six hours. It’s a miracle, usually Bob barely makes it through one episode - of anything.
This lockdown is going to be fun.

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

I’m sorry, nothing can top jumping into a bed with fresh linen. It’s is the equivalent of floating on a cloud.

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

Just had a thought- as per Twitter - self-isolation sucks. Can you imagine if we started having load shedding?

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

Rob: anyone want some wine?
Mitch: ahhhh I’ll just have some vodka

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

Would just love getting through one conversation without corona virus popping up

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

This thread is prime entertainment rn #coronavirus #isolationessentials

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

You could have just sneezed/coughed into your elbow and now I must do the elbow greeting? Umm no thanks. I’ll just wave 👋🏻 #coronavirus

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

Swatting mosquitoes like flies. I’m on a kill streak and it feels good

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

No matter where you are in the world, it’s not the destination that makes it. It really is the company you keep and the community you create for yourself.
Learnt that the hard way.

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

Loooooove waking up early for a sunrise on the beach but man... the rest of the day just can’t compare

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

I hate not getting a joke. Like I promise I’m not dumb - your joke just sucks

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

Really want to play fetch but I know I won’t get the ball back.

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

Everyone keeps talking about ‘Love is Blind’ - think I may need to hop onto the binge train and see what all the fuss is about.

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

A day wasted = being inside on a beautiful day. The guilt is real.

[Megan Clarkson @clarksonm97]

Too lazy to turn the light off, but I know it’s just attracting more mosquitoes... uhh decisions.
Too lazy to decide