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testing the waters

[clark @clarkunfiltered]

If my dick is up, why am I down ?

[clark @clarkunfiltered]

if anyone was thinking about getting a TSN subscription don’t! 3 hockey games on and none available in my region. It’s crazy to have blackouts when you pay for a subscription. Do better. @TSN_Sports

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(Trying to get my girlfriend interested in football) That guy with the ball is likeHello Kitty (guy who i said was hello kitty suffers the most traumatic head injury I have ever seen) some times hello kitty gets sleepy mode

[clark @clarkunfiltered]

Not my 20 y/o gf stealing my hoodie then googling wu-tang to see if it’s something she can wear in public

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

“Brock Purdy is being a huge pussy”

-me, 7 beers deep eating bagel bites on my couch

[clark @clarkunfiltered]

My new girl way outta my league thanks Pete Davidson

[soogsx @soogz1]

crazy how dudes can hold back tears for a lifetime but cum in 30 seconds

[lana del slay @lanadelslayee]

sluttiest thing a man can do is love and cherish his cat

[winnie 𓆩♡𓆪 @puppiwi]

this user needs head

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲.

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[steph @steph_mcca]

i hope this is inspiring to some of u

[clark @clarkunfiltered]

Vegetarian pussy hits different

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Respect Women

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Windows 95 launch in 1995

[Brady @lithehax]

this is my favorite pokedex entry

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Front page Reddit post today: “I found my dad’s PlayStation from when he was a kid.”

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

fat boys eat pussy cause we houngry

[Posh Spice @notquiche]

sorry, the fidget rings stay on during sex