colin clarke

Global Traveller Football & F1 YOLO

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@sweedkiller12 @indykaila I can't get past the lack of punctuation. I'm out of breath trying to read it. Don't people poof read their posts?

[klassiq Tunez @KLASSIQTUNEZ]

RULES TO TEACH YOUR SON

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.

3. The man at the BBQ grill is the closest thing to a king.

4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

5. Request the late check-out.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.

9. Play with passion — or don’t play at all.

10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.

11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.

13. Carry two handkerchiefs.
One in your back pocket is for you.
One in your breast pocket is for her.

14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.

15. Be like a duck.
Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.

16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

17. Never be afraid to ask out the best-looking girl in the room.

18. Never turn down a breath mint.

19. A sport coat is worth a thousand words.

20. Try writing your own eulogy.
Never stop revising.

21. Thank a veteran.
Then make it up to him.

22. Eat lunch with the new kid.

23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully.
Then delete it.

24. Ask your mom to play.
She won’t let you win.

25. Manners maketh the man.

26. Give credit.
Take the blame.

27. Stand up to bullies.
Protect those being bullied.

28. Write down your dreams.

29. Take time to snuggle your pets.
They love you and are always happy to see you.

30. Be confident and humble at the same time.

31. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are —
and REFUSE to be ordinary.

32. In all things, lead by example — not explanation.

33. Dress how you want to be addressed.

34. Be blessed by being a blessing.

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RULES ARE RULES 🫵⚠️

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@BritCommanders I'm a Commanders, England cricket and Liverpool fan, so I'm a fab weekend 😎

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@indykaila Fucking idiot this gut

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@chuckmiddleton Wait a minute, I've just read this from the Kidderminster website

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@chuckmiddleton hi mate. Have you heard any news about the game status on Saturday at Kidderminster due to the forecast of rain tomorrow?

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@chuckmiddleton Kidderminster Twitter thinks 9.15am pitch inspection tomorrow apparently

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@JPFinlayNBCS Commanders fan from the UK here. I'm going to the game in Madrid next weekend against a resurging Dolphins team.....can't wait

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@BritCommanders What's the matter with Reynolds? He's okay.....just

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@AlisonMillle You do know you're helping to promote an absolute scam don't you

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@DominicKing_DM Liverpool have more points than Everton and Msn United COMBINED 😳

[colin clarke @clarky68]

Liverpool have more points (83) than Everton and Man United COMBINED (81) in the Premier league #LFC #efc #MUFC

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@footballtweet This

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@MrMMarsh This is my favourite

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@LFC still have more points than @ManUtd and @Everton COMBINED

[colin clarke @clarky68]

Still loving the fact that @LFC have more points than @ManUtd and @Everton COMBINED

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@Andydaniels1966 @andydunnmirror 🤣🤣your tears 😅

[colin clarke @clarky68]

@TheKopHQ 10pts I reckon, possibly all 12

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Merry Christmas everyone.. 👏😂

[colin clarke @clarky68]

#spursoffcial Spurs own Manchester. 7 nil up over 2 games there