James Clark

life is what happens when you're making other plans. ― John Lennon

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Another £2.1bn that could have been spent on:

* 84,000 nurses
* 124,000 healthcare assistants
* 84,000 midwives
* 70,000 doctors
* 84,000 physios

Please RT if you know what you'd rather have

[Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86]

Janet Jackson miming here... dragging her family’s good name through the mud... #Glastonbury

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Series 6 is going to be something else.

[Woody Harrison @woodythemover]

A very sad day today.....

[@hughkeogh @hughkeogh]

Fair play to the man, he's eaten his fucking coat too

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

😭

[RICHIE FIRTH @RichieFirth]

All round brilliance https://t.co/KbuY4QNRpo

[James Clark @clarky_3]

@lyndseyclarke Wonder how your little mates are getting along x https://t.co/KDf3CivNE7

[James Clark @clarky_3]

@lyndseyclarke @jonberry1983 @ShortList No I hadn’t. That also reminds me to buy the new book! X

[James Clark @clarky_3]

@lyndseyclarke @PaulMcCartney 😧

[Get French Football News @GFFN]

Emmanuel Adebayor on Arsenal: "I was the strongest player on the team, despite the fact that I weighed 73kg. Chelsea had Essien & Ballack in midfield. We had Rosicky. If you said as much as "how are you" to him, he would then be injured for 2 and a half months." (So Foot)

[James Clark @clarky_3]

@elmo29584 @munterg @Portie65 Wouldn’t have guessed it was that long ago! X

[Patty’s Football Tips⚽️ @Pattystips]

When you splash out on a corporate box and end up next to the away fans...🤣🤣

[ManUtdMindset @ManUtdMindset]

Arsenal fans singing songs to persuade Alexis Sanchez to stay, I'm done 😂😂🙈
https://t.co/4YqvYA6pI2

[Jeremy Dooley @JeremyNDooley]

One of the best fucking captions I've ever seen to a photo

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[JOE @JOE_co_uk]

Jose Mourinho's latest incarnation - The Funny One