Clarp 🧌

just really love makin bread

[Clarp 🧌 @ClarpFaucet]

On March 17th 2019 I was sexually assaulted at O’Leary’s pub by a high profile business owner in Saint John. When I pointed him out to the bouncers they didn’t believe me. I called the @saintjohnpolice after I was home safe.

[Ash @Gray_Wolf97]

>The replies

[Schlatt & Co. @schlatt]

HABEMUS PAPAM!

[🅱️rother Theresa @BroTheresa_]

Black smoke = we don’t have a pope

White smoke = we do have a pope

Grey smoke = we might have a pope

Red smoke = stop for the pope

Green smoke = go pope go

Yellow smoke = watch out for the pope

Purple smoke = grape flavored pope

Orange pope = glad I didn’t say banana pope

[dawn @rundry]

the shelter said if i don't get adopted by 11:59pm tonight they're putting me down

[re: emma @evemmore]

people with bikes love to say oh no worries I’ll cycle there and then show up to the function just sweaty and horrible

[sol @Iuciferandlucia]

coworker told me about how her fav mug was broken and she never found an identical one again so i found an exact match for her in like 10 mins and she went "did you use ch*tgpt to find it" girl im autistic. i do it for the love of the game. dont insult me like that ever again

[Clarp 🧌 @ClarpFaucet]

@SaintJohnPickle Creamy chipotle and sweet chili sauces to go with it?!?! 🤮

[berms if you know me @_Berma]

Can’t believe Quebec saved us you know what I’m not even gonna slander temu France this summer

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

the papal conclave has now entered the talent portion of the competition

[𝓼 @hoeezier]

#SisterMichaelforPope

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

whatever you may think of pope francis, he relentlessly antagonized conservative american catholics, thank you for your service sir

[Комісаp @Casfetera]

Pope Francis survived a double pneumonia but not a five minutes meeting with JD Vance.

[josephine ꕤ @redfieldorgana]

Guys delete Talking Angela. Now. There is a man spying on you through her eye. If you look closely you will see the reflection of a person

[Clarp 🧌 @ClarpFaucet]

@helloitsmilo Doug isn’t dead!!! I can’t find anything on it 😭💛💛

[chefaroni @chefaroni]

Look at this shit! I put out a small pile of almonds for the local murder and sat and watched them again. These motherfuckers lined up SINGLE FILE and took turns eating a couple almonds and leaving some for the next bird.

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

[kegstand jesus @KegstandJesus]

Imagine being the 17 year old high school girl that has to calm down drake over text