Peter Drury wouldโve read out fucking Les Miserables over those celebrations.
Just another example of why Gary Weaver is my favourite commentator in the business - he lets the football commentate itself sometimes
๐จ๐จ| JUST IN: Staff at some major clubs across Europe now ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ to take Fabrizio Romanoโs calls.
They view him as a โ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ rather than a journalist due to frustration over how he reports delicate transfer negotiations.
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Dear Carabao Cup teams,
We are not the same Bristol Rovers that havenโt scored in this competition since 2019.
Mark my words. We are a very different club. Youโre not ready for whatโs coming.
Bookmark me.
Ladies and gentlemen, forgot your face painted mongos at the World Cup, forget the families all sitting together clapping politely, forget that freak Thogden and the other yewchoobaz. We are fucking back.
A sea lion in Argentina climbed onto a fishing vessel, found a bed, and passed out.
The fishermen only realized it when they heard loud snoring.
Guess they've got a new deckhand. ๐