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i’m not like other girls, i’m worse

[Andrew David Paterson @DrewPaterson7]

#kony2023

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@meeahgin it’s simply me speaking my truth

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im sorry to report but dating a beat boxer in high school is my cannon event

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like i GET it now

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you haven’t fully experienced taylor swifts midnights until you listen at the dentist on nitrous

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@connermcriswell yes king slay

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i totally relate to peter pan’s wendy darling bc i too am an oldest daughter who was once in love with a sinister homosexual

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@DrewPaterson7 @eggtron5000 waiting on a review

[the greatest @greatestptl]

thinking about this lana del rey interview from 2014…

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@connermcriswell exposing my illiteracy

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society if my card never got charged while online shopping

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free people finally lived up to their name and refunded me for a purchase that i did not return and am in fact wearing on my body as we speak. order has been restored to the universe.

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thank you so much to the valet guy who warned me that “everyone in woodland hills is horny” and told me to be careful 🤍

[meagan✨ @meeahgin]

Sco ducks

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send in the clowns amirightladies

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maybe the reason weight training didn’t work out for me was because i was publicly crying to acoustic sondheim covers while dead lifting.

they don’t let you do that in pilates classes